This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it's all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth

Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he's experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow

got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward's potential and how much he holds himself back

i love you buttered toast i love you omelette i love you hashbrowns i love you croissant i love you pancakes i love you waffles i love you bagel i love you oatmeal i love you muffin i love you breakfast

party rocking with a mouse tonight

piece of cheese we're gonna have a big bite 🧀🐁

and we gon’ make you lose your rinds

we just wanna see ya.......... . squeak that

and then the uncle mouse screws over the nephew mouse for money

guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

anyone can join the skeleton war but first you must shed the mortal flesh of marketability

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

everyday i think of instant gratification monkey