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Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

Whenever I see a really off-the-wall take about the beatles I remember this adorable post from an older fan about how they used to play "Beatles" at recess but they were too young to really know who the beatles were so they just played house with British accents and I assume that's what a lot of people on this website are doing as well

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

fingering his plot hole

this site is so easy

the most heartbreaking part of destiny 2 entering its twilight stage as a game is that destiny as a franchise contains within its messy disorganized patchwork of lore and weird mid writing one of the most perfect and adorable scifan bond creature concepts ever penned in the form of Ghosts

so in this game i get to have a little friend? a little angel sent from space heaven just for me? and it's a cute tiny robot? a tiny robot that looks like a little fallen star? it's an embodiment of light? and it's just for me? we were meant for each other? i am its special person and it is my special little friend? we are irreplacable to one another? and we get to do battle together against the forces of darkness? and it's immortal and can live forever and make me be alive forever also, so we can always be best friends until the end of time? like

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me