testing, testing, is this thing on????

Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw