wife of amy pond

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

i like buried statements because its just like, man. wish i was in the dirt. mannn, we gotta be in the dirt. man, im bored, lets dig.,,, mannnn like what if we were in the dirttt

girrrlllll im bored lets become one with the soil

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.