Aphobes fucking die challenge

There’s a pelican so huge you can’t possibly dive down far enough to evade its beak

If you get bitten by a deep-sea shark when it comes up to the surface to die, you’ll transform into one and have to live in the abyss

Hagfish can fill up a dead mermaid, make it look alive and use it to trick you

A mysterious mermaid wanders at night waiting to startle you with the horrible crustacean in her mouth. If you flinch, she steals your tongue and leaves the creature in its place.

You might think you’ve made a nice new friend who just doesn’t talk much until she grabs you with her metal hook hands and drags you away on an invisible line to get eaten by land people

If you eat too many jellyfish, one might turn out to be a vengeful jellyfish ghost that will only choke you to death from the inside*

Like now and then I’ll chat about one of my friends abroad to my roommate – a friend I’ve explicitly mentioned is a woman and always use “she” for – yet still when I bring her up my roommate says “Oh, THEY’re your friend abroad, right? Are you going to call THEM later?” and insistently continues to use “they” to refer to my female friend who I always refer to with female pronouns for the rest of the conversation, even catching herself and stopping herself from saying “she”.

I had a friend in Philly who would always ALWAYS refer to me as “they” right in front of me. Even after I asked him not to do it.

Because guess what? When you use “they” to describe me, and someone actually looks to try and guess, they’re probably going to be able to clock me. And this happened nearly. Every. Time. Never happened when people (who had no idea I’m trans to begin with) referred to me as “he” though.

When you just use “he” no one’s going to think much of it. I look enough like a young man to be a “he,” even though it’s not really that difficult to clock me as FtM if someone is actively looking for cues of that. If you give someone the pronoun right off the bat to use for me, they’re probably not going to be looking any deeper into it. Because with that they’re going to be seeing me as a male first. Give them “they,” and they’re going to actively look for secondary sex characteristics that will point in one direction or the other. As I am now, I have more female secondary sex characteristics than male ones.

Why do people do that??? It’s definitely something I’ve only ever noticed from cis people who are trying to be more inclusive.

to this

to this

gay character: guys… im gay

The full 5-hour uncut version of BoRhap

Rami, Joe, and Ben’s audition videos (and Gwilym’s if he has one, I haven’t heard anything about him having to put anything on tape so I don’t know)

Liam teaching Joe and Gwilym the bab dance

At least a little bit of the Drama Queen group chat

Every photo and video featuring the BoRhap cast

More from the night of the golden globes (and any other award shows)

The videos Brian took of the boys rehearsing live aid before they were any good

The boys first encounter at abbey road

Joe and Rami reuniting for the first time in however long

Anything with Rami and Lucy being cute together

More of Roger teaching Ben stuff on the drums

The boys coming out of their trailers and seeing each other in their costumes for the first time that day