no god to award me a crown

I understand "dicks out for harambe" was a. parody of saying stuff like "thoughts and prayers". But I've never seen anyone use "dicks out" for anything ever again. Nothing worth taking it out for anymore

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

i do not have an anal fissure btw i just know people who do

#ally