it do be like that

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.