It's Little Goat!

I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

You’re*

Fuck whoever made this lmfao

This is crazy when you really think about it, but it’s true

Good point. It’s not special. It’s just rare. Like a breath of fresh air. Like those few moments in life for once that everything is going good. We wouldn’t make a big deal out of it if it wasn’t so rare.

im washing me and my clothes bitch

the more knives you have the more valid you are 

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

American Midwest recipe: If it’s not in a casserole dish then what the fuck are you even doing?

Southern US recipe: Have you tried frying it? MMMM C R I S P Y

Spanish recipes: never-ending fight over whether tortilla is supposed to have onion or not. Blood will be drawn.

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

Girls. Don’t take away the pussy from ya man because you’re mad. That’s mad childish.

Don’t make ya girl mad then. Problem solved

Nobody make they girl mad. They girl make themselves mad.

Unacceptable. I’m not even your girl and I’m mad.

You made ya self mad.

Lmaoo wow

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO