Fantasy Fanatic

call me Marge Simpson cause i love you homie

The rat said this

your mom didn’t let you chill in the womb for 9 months so you could degrade women

She didn’t grow a baby girl in her womb to talk down to men at every turn either. Not all men are garbage, nor are they meant to kiss the asses of women just because we have tits. Ladies need to start acting like ladies if they wanna be treated good. If you have bad experiences, move on, move forward and make better decisions. Don’t shame every fuckin dude that tries just cause you got hung up on an idiot. Assholes come in many varieties and BOTH genders.

I didn’t even mention a certain gender degrading women :)

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

what a beautiful wedding

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

yes but what a shame

the poor grooms bride is a llama

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

this is such a solid joke omg