This is your sign that you’re going to be okay. You’re going to survive this. You’re going to find happiness soon.

all boys are demons but i want one to love me

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

pi-TONK

anyone else smell it?

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

@mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

this has to be the worst form of advertising there is

This is horrid

Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening

Why did they even bother arrested a dude wearing those white uncle sandals tho