*cue porn music*

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

yes the leg hair thats showing at the bottom of my jeans is part of the look. mind your business.

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I firmly believe the best stories happen at- at Walmart self checkout- I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying fruit loops (laugh) and there was a tall, TALL country dad there and his lil five year old daughter and I- when i was buying my fruit loops i dropped them and i said "fuck... my L O O P S" and i remember like.. in the back hearing "YEAH. DONT BE AFRAID TO SPEAK!!" and i was like "what?? and he was like "You're angry bout yo cereal! Say it! Say FUCK with your CHEST" and i was like "F U CK" and his (laugh) lil daughter was like "yeah my daddy lets me say bitcH"