Caspian/Casper

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

We Love Green Cat

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

waahoo hi hrfrhegeneg *bites u*

@caspian-theghost

what do you want the background to be? I can try doing a flag perhaps or maybe just throw a bunch of colors together like a cat doing abstract art in the kitchen with noting but a coffee cup they’re knocking off the counter

This one shall do nicely.

It's ok, take your time

Buddy???

this is honestly one of the best posts ever I'm crying

No, but imagine the way you meet Eddie is when he’s flinging said pretzel, and as you’re walking by his table to go to yours (your normal route on the daily) — it hits you directly in the forehead and falls in your macaroni surprise. And your mouth just drops open, with you turning to make eye contact with him. It’s a silent stare off, that is, until you pick up the pretzel and bite into it with a real mean crunch, before flinging the remaining half back at his head, walking away without any words exchanged.

When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

on Halloween at the store i work at there was a little boy in a Batman costume, and as I was helping his mom I kept addressing him as Mr. Superman and Mr. Aquaman & he kept correcting me, “noooo, BATMAN” until they were leaving and he very seriously told me, “actully, I’m Ryan”

@wearepaladin

my favourite thing to do when a small child hands me a random object with no clear intent is to answer it like a cell phone. Gets em every time

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