let's carve a scary face

🍂🍁 ❦ Hazel Wilkins ❦ 🍁🍂

– emoji starters.

👻 - for your muse to pick out a costume for my muse to wear.

💀 - for your muse to take my muse to a haunted house/place.

🦴 - for your muse to do my muse’s halloween make-up.

🍿 - for your muse to take my muse to see a scary movie.

🍸 - for your muse to meet my muse at a halloween party.

🔥 - for your muse to tell my muse scary stories.

🔪 - for your muse to find my muse after they get bitten by a vampire/werewolf/creature of sender’s choice.

🎲 - for our muses to do a ouija board.

😈 - for our muses to have a paranormal encounter.

⛺️ - for our muses to go camping on halloween night.

🍬 - for our muses to have a halloween-themed sleepover.

🌛 - for our muses to go trick-or-treating.

🎃 - for our muses to carve pumpkins together.

+💞 to reverse where applicable.

– sentence starters.

“What are you dressing up as this year?”

“You’re not going trick-or-treating? What a bore.”

“Trick-or-treatings for kids! How old are you?”

“All this candy is gonna make me gain so much weight…”

“You’re not carving that correctly… Here, let me help.”

“Oh my God! What did you get bitten by?!”

“Hey demons, it’s me, ya boy!”

“I don’t think it’s wise to be messing with spirits.”

“666? I feel very welcome here.”

“I… I-Is that not a costume?”

“Getting wasted and eating a ton of free sweets sounds like a good time right about now.”

“I like Autumn. I don’t like Halloween.”

“Don’t do that! You really scared me, you know!”

“You shoulda seen the look on your face– you were terrified!”

“Vampires and werewolves and all that stuff is all make-believe. Don’t get yourself worked up about it.”

“Aren’t you freezing in that costume? Do you want my coat?”

“What are you gonna carve into your pumpkin? I’m fresh out of ideas.”

“I don’t do dressing up. I’m going as myself.”

“Monsters aren’t scary. Monsters are pretty hot, actually.”

“Breaking and entering is still illegal, even if it’s Halloween, idiot.”

“We’re going to ignore the law for the sake of, you know, Halloween!”

“W-Was that a scream, or am I just hearing things?”

“Dude, horror movies suck. Put something else on.”

“What are you supposed to be? A clown?”

“The Ouija board is the wrong way around… idiot.”

“I-It’s scary! I wanna go hooome!”

(  a  mix  of  horror,  humor,  and  happy  hauntings!  )

❛ you say beetlejuice three times. and i’ll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. ❜

❛ that’s your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. ❜

❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜

❛ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? ❜

❛ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. ❜

❛ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. ❜

❛ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! ❜

❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜

❛ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. ❜

❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜

❛ i think we’re being followed. ❜

❛ well, one of us is going to have to change. ❜

❛ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark. ❜

❛ we’re not alone. ❜

❛ i see dead people. ❜

❛ scream for me, my little banshee. ❜

❛ i said, look behind you. ❜

❛ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? ❜

❛ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. ❜

❛ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ❜

❛ hey you need a… hand? ❜

❛ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. ❜

❛ it’s just a mask, don’t worry! ❜

❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜

❛ i can read your fortune. it says you’re a nerd. ❜

❛ get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween. ❜

❛ did that ghost just spell ‘get out’ wrong? ❜

❛ if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. ❜

❛ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. ❜

❛ you frightened me. do it again. ❜

❛ wanna see something scary? ❜

❛ i came here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat. ❜

❛ i don’t think we should be here. ❜

❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜

❛ what i want to be for halloween is loved. ❜

❛ what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜

❛ i’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. ❜

❛ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. ❜

❛ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. ❜

❛ you alright? you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ❜

❛ that’s fake blood, right? ❜

❛ i could have sworn we were just here. ❜

❛ do not say we should split up. ❜

❛ did the eyes in that painting just move? ❜

❛ i think it’s found us. ❜

❛ scared? i’m not scared. ❜

❛ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❜

❛ whatever you do, don’t look behind you. ❜

❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜

❛ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. ❜

❛ …and they were never heard from again. ❜

❛ i know this isn’t your area of expertise, but is this guy dead? ❜

❛ why does that grave have your name on it? ❜

Some Halloween starters! Feel free to edit how you see fit!

Trick or Treat

“Trick or treat!”

“Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?”

“I’m never too old for candy.”

“FREE CANDY!”

“Why a pear…?”

“They’re nutritious teats!”

“Even the dentist gave us candy.”

“When the sign said one I think they meant the candy… not the whole bowl.”

“I’m going to eat all of this candy tonight!”

“Wait! We missed this neighborhood!”

“No one dares to trick or treat at that house…”

“I thought we weren’t supposed to go this way.”

“Why are all my starbursts YELLOW?!”

“More candy, please?”

“Wait! I have extra candy!”

“Is it just me or were those people a little creepy?”

“Two yellow starbursts? Now that’s terrifying.”

Haunted House

“GHOST GHOST GHOST”

“What, are you scared?”

“Woah, hey it’s okay. It’s not real, _. I’m sorry I didn’t know this would freak you out this much.”

“I don’t understand how you enjoy these places.”

“Why did we have to go to a REAL haunted house?! Why couldn’t we just go to the ones where you just pay actors to scare you?!”

“Oh, we scared them real good.”

“What do you think of these special effects for the haunted house?”

“Lamest haunted house ever.”

“I’m scared.”

 “I think I’m going to be sick.”

“Yeah, we’re dead.”

“We shouldn’t have come here!”

“This house is abandoned for a reason.”

“Don’t worry, the ghosts here are friendly.”

“You can talk to ghosts?”

“If you want to come to a haunted house, just come to mine.”

“I’m not scared of anything!”

“Let’s get some booze up in this place so we can party with the ghosts!”

“I don’t think ghosts can drink alcohol.”

“Getting drunk/high in a haunted house doesn’t sound like a good idea.”

“Stop taunting the ghosts!”

“Fuck this shit, I’m outta here.”

“Don’t worry, they’re harmless.”

“Being actors for a haunted house is pretty fun.”

Halloween Dates/Flirty

“Don’t worry, I’ll protect you from all the monsters.”

“Let’s stay home and watch a bunch of horror movies.”

“Your costume is cute.”

“Gosh, you look so hot in that.”

“The candy is going on sale the day after! We can go buy it all!”

“Wanna be my date to the costume party?”

“Oh these couple costumes are so much fun!”

“Don’t worry, I’ll cuddle you during all the scary parts.”

“Let’s carve pumpkins together!”

“Look I carved my pumpkin to look like you- or well I tried.”

“You’re the only treat I need.”

“How about we go on a walk.”

“Kissing under the full moon on a Halloween night is rather romantic.”

“Let’s go on the hayride!”

“I got you all of your favorite treats.”

“Cmon, let’s go to the fall festival!”

“Come help me with the Halloween decorations~”

“Sorry, love, but you just can’t scare me. You’re too cute.”

“Hold my hand, you seem scared.”

“Let’s dance to some spooky tunes!”

“You’re my boo~”

“I made us some caramel apples.”

“Are you scared or do you just want to hold my hand?”

“Woah, these stories are pretty scary.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you that badly!”

“We need ALL the spooky decorations.”

“Is that a ring in the jack-o-lantern?”

“Maybe a date in a creepy forest on Halloween was a bad idea…”

“Well be the cutest couple on Halloween!”

“I’d still love you even if you were a monster.”

Other

“Halloween gives me the creeps.”

“No way I’m leaving the house today.”

“You’re a vampire/werewolf/monster/etc?!”

“Nothing scares me.”

“Weird things keep happening.”

“I’m beginning to think I’m cursed.”

“Why do you always decorate with those creepy dolls for Halloween?!”

“We’re fucked.”

“You’re definitely that guy who’s always first to die in a horror movie.”

“Oh I love those decorations!”

“BOO! I totally scared you!”

“I’m going to be sick…”

“IT’S SPOOKY TIME BITCHES!”

“Candy corn is disgusting.”

“Candy corn is the true Halloween candy!”

“You’ve heard of pineapple pizza, now brace yourselves for CANDY CORN PIZZA!”

I WANT CANDY

send a candy for my muse to answer:

[ snickers ] their thoughts on halloween?

[ candy corn ] their ideal costume?

[ blow pop ] sexy costume idea?

[ tootsie roll ] funny costume idea?

[ jolly rancher ] have they ever gone trick or treating?

[ m&m ] do they like being scared on halloween?

[ herseys ] would they scare someone on halloween?

[ skittles ] do they have a halloween prank idea?

[ kit kat ] what’s their favorite halloween song?

[ jelly belly ] what’s their favorite halloween candy?

[ starburst ] have they been to a halloween party?

[ twix ] have they ever carved pumpkins?

[ laffy taffy ] do they like apple cider?

[ twizzlers ] have they been to a halloween party?

[ pop rocks ] do they believe in ghosts?

[ smarties ] what is their favorite halloween movie?

[ airheads ] would they rather stay in or go out for halloween?

[ sour patch kids ] are they scared easily?

🎄🎅🏻Christmas Cookies!🎅🏻🎄

“Where has all the eggnog gone?”

“Do you want to decorate a ginger bread house with me?”

“The older I get, the more I understand the Grinch.”

“I bought matching Christmas pajamas for us!”

“I have wrapped like 200 presents and I am still not done.”

“I think the cat just ate some tinsel off the tree.”

“This is our first Christmas together and I want it to be special.”

“We can add a special ornament to the collection each year. This year’s is for our future baby.”

“Can you help me put the star on top of the tree?”

“What do you want for Christmas?”

“Is this an ugly Christmas sweater kind of party, or do I have to wear pants?”

“Everyone is drunk on rum and unwrapping the wrong presents.”

“If I have to bake one more cookie, I am going to scream.”

“You have sprinkles in your hair.”

“Did you know that candy canes don’t actually taste as magical as they look?”

“Let’s go for a walk and look at Christmas lights!”

“What did you get [ insert name ] for Christmas? I have no idea!”

“Is your family coming over for Christmas?”

“Can you help me set the table? The guests will be here soon.”

“It’s snowing on Christmas!”

“Can we make hot cocoa and watch a Christmas movie together?”

“Please hang up the stockings for the kids, so I can fill them.”

“Go ask mommy/daddy for a glass of milk for Santa.”

“You’re my best Christmas present this year.”

“I think the roast is burning in the oven and grandma is already drunk.”

“How about Christmas in a cabin in the mountains this year?”

“We should do a Secret Santa with the others!”

“TURN OFF THE RADIO, LAST CHRISTMAS IS PLAYING!”

“I’m Scrooge and I expect to be visited by a couple of ghosts tonight.”

“I’m glad we get to spend Christmas together this year.”