what is art, baby don't hurt me

oo1. “do you honestly think this is all about you?”

oo2. “it’s not the first time you’ve done this.”

oo3. “and you think that this is okay?”

oo4. “i’m just so fucking tired of feeling this way.”

oo5. “let’s just be friends.”

oo6. “you know i can’t just be friends with you.”

oo7. “whenever i see you with him/her or whenever i look at you in general, i always think: fuck, i messed up.”

oo8. “you’re the one that got away for me.”

oo9. “please don’t leave - i need you in my life.”

o1o. “can’t you give me a second chance?”

o11. “you know that i can’t do this.”

o12. “can’t you just think about how i fucking feel for once?”

o13. “we’re not even together and this feels like a fucking break up.”

o14. “you have a special place in my heart, you know that.”

o15. “fuck, i wish i could just rewind time.”

o16. “i’m so sorry, i really fucked up this time.”

o17. “i promise you, i’ll change!”

o18. “please, please just trust me.”

o19. “it wasn’t what it looked like!”

o20. “i’m not leaving, i’m just not going to talk to you for a bit.”

o21. “i just need to be alone right now.”

o22. “you not talking to me is as good as leaving.”

o23. “just look at me and tell me that you don’t love me anymore.”

o24. “just tell me you don’t love me, and i’ll leave you alone.”

o25. “just put yourself in my shoes, if you were me, you’d know how i feel.”

o26. “if you really did love me, you wouldn’t have done it in the first place.”

o27. “if you really cared about how i feel, even the slightest bit, you’d never do it in the first place.”

o28. “really? at times like this you’re bribing me with food to win my love?”

o29. “as much as i don’t want to leave, i have to.”

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Back view, left side: Red = Deltoids (all three heads are in one color) Blue = Latissimus Dorsi Green = Infraspinatus, Teres Minor, Teres Major Yellow = Trapezius (all groups one color)

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feel free 2 change pronouns & such

[text:]   you  will  machete  through  this!!  **make it

[text:]  wait you like me ?? for my personality ???

[text:]  i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.

[text:]  make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know it’s cause i’m not there.

[text:]  hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

[text:]  am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes

[text:]  words can’t describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10

[text:]  that’s a terrible idea.

[text:]  you’re a terrible idea.

[text:]  what, pray tell, the fuck

[text:]  sorry my battery’s on 96% i gtg

[text:]  do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that you’re keeping secrets so like idk i don’t wanna call you a liar but the stars don’t lie idk

[text:]  the only fetish i’m into is attention

[text:]  dogs are better than boys & that’s just a fact idc what u think

[text:]  we’re talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.

[text:]  hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????

[text:]  i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me

[text:]  when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.

[text:]  are you going to be a bitch your whole life?

[text:]  we had sex but it wasn’t that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldn’t stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked ‘so what do you want’ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao

[text:]  wym ‘fucker’ isn’t a term of endearment

[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish i’m gonna have a fit

[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want

[text:] i know i’m a horrible roommate/part of why u can’t trust men but it’s 5 am so shut the fuck up

kafka on the shore is a novel by haruki murakami. tw: blood.

‘ sometimes fate is like a small sandstorm that keeps changing directions. ’

‘ until then, just relax and take it easy. ’

‘ probably just a bruise. ’

‘ can’t fall asleep? ’

‘ better get a move on. ’

‘ thanks for everything. ’

‘ call it a hunch. ’

‘ they look like somebody else’s hands, not my own. ’

‘ it sounds strange for a boy your age to use a word like damaged. ’

‘ do people start wars out of anger? or fear? ’

‘ that’s the only way you’re going to survive. ’

‘ you poor thing. ’

‘ i’ve been worried about you ever since. ’

‘ give it a good night’s sleep and you should feel better. ’

‘ you were hurt badly, and those scars will stay with you forever. i feel sorry for you, i really do. but think of it like this: it’s not too late to recover. you’re young, you’re tough. you’re adaptable. you can patch up your wounds, lift up your head and move on. ’

‘ i’m a very cautious person. ’

‘ most kids your age wouldn’t make it this far. ’

‘ i could’ve run over and been right there beside you when you woke up, but i figured that’d be a bit of a shock. ’

‘ do you know why people have to do such cruel things like that to other people? ’

‘ maybe we better be getting back. ’

‘ i’m sorry i woke you up so late last night. but you’re the only one i could count on. ’

‘ that’s very kind of you. ’

‘ even if it means sacrificing yourself, you have to pursue it to the bitter end. ’

‘ i hate cops. ’

‘ well, let’s go grab some breakfast. ’

‘ for when you get hungry. ’

‘ are you kidding me? ’

‘ i’m hanging in there. ’

‘ it isn’t worth it. i don’t want to see you die some miserable teenage death like billy the kid. ’ 

‘ okay, but i’ve never seen anybody sleep so much before. ’

‘ people will bleed there, and you will bleed too. ’

‘ i love that story. ’

‘ i’ve done some pretty awful things in my life too. ’

‘ you’ll drive me nuts if you keep it up. ’

‘ then you’re not so dumb after all. ’

‘ i could be wrong, but i think that’s the first time i’ve ever seen you smile. ’

‘ we’re part of a family. ’

‘ but one thing is certain. when you come out of the storm you won’t be the same person who walked in. that’s what this storm’s all about. ’

‘ you’re like some scared little kid, afraid of the silence and the dark. ’

‘ i feel like crying, but even if i do, nobody’s going to come to my rescue. ’

‘ the first thing you have to do is believe that. that’s your starting point. ’

‘ and when i finally woke up, i couldn’t remember a thing. ’

lines that make the mod loose all domestication. tw: death , violence , suicidal ideation. (  as always, feel free to tweak things as needed  ) 

i don’t know what’s going to come out of me- it has to be perfect. it has to be irreproachable in every way. to make up for the fact that it’s me.

i’m still a main character, motherfucker.

i’ve always liked the time the time before dawn, because there’s no one around to remind me who i’m supposed to be, so it’s easier to remember who i am.

there’s really just one thing that we have in common, neither of us will be missed.

arrogant boy, love yourself so no one has to.

arrogant boy, ‘cause a scene like you’re supposed to.

i should not be allowed to touch anything.

i ate rose petals and rose thorns and called it love.

my hands are shaking, my heart is shaking, my voice is shaking and it’s all for you.

eat the stars one by one to reteach yourself how to glow.

i wish you were my own personal spring, come to life to melt my frozen heart.

you were always someone else’s second choice.

you told me that your ‘ heaven ’ is not for cowards. but what is your ‘ heaven ’, anyways?

i didn’t think i’d live to see my graduation- and now, now that i’m still here: i don’t know what to do next.

to fall like a wounded animal in a place that was meant for revelations.

i have this dream where you are biting my bottom lip until it bleeds.

i want to talk about what happened without mentioning how much it hurt.

there has to be a way, to care for the wounds without reopening them.

to name the pain without inviting it back into me.

yeah, i love you but i’m evil now.

imagine that the world is made out of love. now imagine that it isn’t.

i am too weak to be your cure.

if i love you, is that a fact or a weapon?

make it holy with love.

i feel safe with nobody watching.

love came right down, like a storm. it has soaked right into my chest, it has got my heart all wet.

it is much, much worse to receive bad news through the written word than by somebody simply telling you.

imagine a story where everything goes wrong, where everyone has their back against the wall, where everyone is in pain and acting selfishly because if they don’t, they’ll die.

I present to you a - probably quite incomplete, I’m sure I’m missing a lot of speech sounds - reference list and a bit of a guideline for the different ways one can describe the sounds your characters make whilst writing smut. I’ll definitely be referring to it, because I sometimes get stuck on exactly how to describe a particular noise. (aka, “he can’t groan again, he just groaned last paragraph”)

Sounds (noun, both independently and describing speech): breath/breathe, gasp, moan, groan, pant, whimper, whine, shout, yelp, hiss, grunt, cry, scream, shriek, sob, growl, curse, sound, sigh, hum, noise, squeak, snarl, howl, roar, mewl, wail, choke, keen, purr

Sounds (noun, describing speech): rasp, husk, drawl, plea, murmur, whisper, beg

Descriptors (adjective): loud, hushed, quiet, low, high, high-pitched, little, tiny, soft, deep, unrestrained, restrained, strained, breathy, rough, sudden, short, drawn-out, sharp, harsh, hard, thick, smooth, thin, heavy, impassioned, insistent, hungry, passionate, repeated, filthy, debauched, sweet, slow, deliberate, guttural, languid, surprised, husky, distracted, happy, pleased, satisfied, wordless, cut-off, bitten-off, contented, hoarse, extended, long, depraved, aching, choked, strangled, broken, helpless, shuddering, shaky, trembling, urgent, needy, desperate, wanton, shattered, pained, eager

Combine a descriptor and a sound for best effect - for example, “needy moan,” “pleased hum,” or “sudden scream.” You can even use two: “low, rough grunt,” “sweet little cry,” “desperate, filthy noise,” as long as you don’t repeat a word that means the same thing, unless you really want to emphasize it. Avoiding repetition is pretty key here. You don’t usually want to say “hushed, quiet gasp” except on rare occasions when it’s very important how soft the sound was.

Use your own common sense, as well; some sounds and descriptors don’t generally work well together. “Deliberate shriek” probably wouldn’t work well, and neither would “languid grunt,” but again, this is all very situational - play around! Have fun.

I saw a post about 100 ways to say ‘I love you’, so I thought I’d make the anti-version if it doesn’t exist already. Roleplayers, send these to each other for angst reasons! Tw for emotional abuse, language, and some major rejection themes, though some  them are joking and could be used for friendly rivals or pals who play-insult one another. Change or add pronouns as necessary.

“You’re a disappointment to me.”

“I don’t care if you live or die.”

“I used to care about you. Now? I regret every second I wasted.”

“How do you think I feel? I’m pissed off!”

“Go. Just go.”

“If you come back, I won’t be here.”

“I’ve never despised someone as much as I despise you.”

“Ha! You think I care about you? What do you think I am, desperate?”

“I regret ever saying ‘hello’.”

“Leave and don’t come back, ever.”

“Remember when we first met? I wish I didn’t.”

“You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”

“Don’t touch me. Don’t even look at me.” “You took months/years of my life away. I’ll never get those back.”

“I saw a trash bag on the side of the road today. Reminded me of you.”

“I could have been doing so much better than wasting my time with you.”

“You’re a sick bastard, you know that?”

“I don’t care.”

“Go ahead, leave. Don’t worry about coming back.”

“You’re such a piece of shit.”

“I didn’t think you could be any more of a shithead, but you just proved me wrong.”

“You’re so stupid.”

“Why do I waste my time with you?”

“You’re not the person I thought you were.”

“Hey! Just a daily reminder: you’re a piece of shit!”

“I deserve so much better.”

“We’re not friends. We were never friends!”

“I pretended to like you because I felt bad for you! How did you fall for that?”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You’ve done nothing but make my life a living hell.”

“Don’t apologize - you don’t deserve my forgiveness!”

“No, I’m never giving you another chance!”

“I wish you were never born.”

“You’re the last person I wanted to see right now.”

“I’d rather be working with anyone else in the whole world right now.”

“When you get back, your shit’s gonna be on the front lawn. Take it and get out.”

“Go ahead, choose them! You deserve each other.”

“I don’t know what they see in you.”

“You’re an embarrassment to me.”

“You’re an embarrassment to all of us.”

“I wish it was you. I wish it was you to die instead of them.”

“God, why did I have to end up working with the biggest asshole in the world?”

“How could you think I ever loved you? You seriously think I’d sink that low?”

“Sorry, I just puked in my mouth a bit. I accidentally looked at your face.”

“How can you even live with yourself?”

“If I was your mirror, I’d break myself just so you would throw me in the trash and I wouldn’t have to look at you.”

“Being with you was the worst time of my life.”

“You’re a monster.”

“Not a day goes by that I don’t wake up wishing I was dead because of you.”

“I’m going to ruin your fucking life.”

“You said you would change, but you never did! You never will!”

“Some people are just born to fail. Sorry you’re one of the unlucky ones.”

“You’re so worthless, you hardly even exist to me.”

“I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and just walk away.”

“If you give me that look one more time, I’m skipping jump-rope with your large intestines.”

“Honestly, I’m embarrassed to even know you.”

“Ugh, it smells like something died in here. Oh. It’s just you.”

“You need to stop. You hurt everyone around you!”

“Until you get your shit together, I don’t want to hear you complain.”

“Look at you. You’re disgusting.”

“Stop making me look bad.”

“You have a face that makes me wish punching people wasn’t frowned upon in our society.”

“Shut your mouth. I don’t want to hear your obnoxious voice.”

“Go play in traffic.”

“Fuck off.”

“If I saw you in the ocean clinging to a log for safety, I’d save the log and let you drown. At least wood can become something useful, like toilet paper.”

“How could I ever love something as terrible and hideous as you?”

“I can’t even look at you right now.”

“It was all a lie.”

“I never loved you, and I never will.”

“Don’t try to beg. It won’t work.”

“You’re not worth the mud on the bottom of my shoes.”

“Look at you. You’re pathetic. I’ve never seen a sadder sight.”

“I’m going to hurt you slowly, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”

“For what you did to them, I’ll do the same to you.”

“An apology? You want to offer an apology? No. I don’t accept it.”

“You’re everything I hate in a person.”

“I wish you were dead.”

“You’re nothing to me. Less than nothing!”

“What a sad sack of shit you are.”

“My life is in fucking shambles thanks to you!”

“How could you? You bastard!”

“I’d rather eat sewage than ever touch you again.”

“Hey asshole, I’m here to ruin your day, just like I did yesterday and the day before that.”

“You’d be more useful if you weren’t even alive.”

“Hey, it’s my least favorite waste of space.”

“Every day that I woke up next to you, I was tempted to smother you with a pillow while you slept.”

“Love you? Don’t make me laugh.”

“Just thinking about you makes me sick to my stomach.”

“You deserve a slow and painful death for what you’ve done.”

“I can’t stand people like you.”

“Stop doing that thing. You know, that thing I hate. Breathing.”

“If I could trade you for a nest of angry wasps, you would be long gone.”

“I can’t wait to dance on your grave.”

“If we were the last two people on earth, I’d be subtracting one.”

“I never want to see the likes of your filth around here again.”

“I’m disgusted by you.”

“Fuck you!”

“If I ever see you again, it will be far too soon.”

“I have three words for you: Burn. In. Hell.”

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The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

For that trait NOT to fall totally flat, one or more of these things need to happen:

The trait exacerbates a situation in a bad way. (An extremely honest and trusting character reveals an important secret to the Big Bad’s lackey)

The character is given a choice to either act according to their traits or to subvert them. Often the subversion has the better outcome. They either maintain their trait and take a risk, or character development ensues. (A greedy character must escape. Leaving behind their riches goes against their very being, but it would allow them to escape easier. If they try to take some of their treasure with them, they do so at massive risk.)

 The character is put in an environment or must work with a person that opposes their trait. (An extremely tidy person must live in their slob cousin’s filthy apartment for a week. / The character has a debilitating fear of being alone and they are stranded on their own on an island.)

starters  /  prompts taken from various game grumps’   ten minute power hour   videos .  feel free to change pronouns  /  tenses as necessary . 

“  stop throwing stuff  ,  what is wrong with you  ?!  ”

“  turn on the magic of colored lights  ,  you jerks  ”

“  there’s a warrant out for my arrest  ”

“  this is just a blob  ”

“  i’m yelling in general not at you  ”

“  what if a child ate these  ,  then they would die of glass poisoning  ”

“  how did kids do this when they were childs ?  ”

“  take your cup off the raft you animal  ”

“  how do you not know your soda trivia  ,  you dope ?  ”

“  it tastes like cough medicine but good  ”

“  i think i’m losing feeling in my right arm  ”

“  i should be in a carnival  ”

“  i got the sugar shakes  ”

“  it’s a four  ,  as in the amount of days i have left to live  ”

“  i feel so weak  ”

“  i don’t have a sense of smell anymore  ”

“  drink it you armadillo  ”

“  ew no no oh no no  —  oh that’s not bad  ”

“  it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnet  ”

“  i love MSG  —  that stands for mighty good soup  ”

“  if we could get something sharp and dangerous that would be great  ”

“  the moral of the story is you have to have a huge hat  ”

“  i’m your dad  ”

“  you need to grow up .  it’s time to grow up  ”

“  i can’t open my eye it’s glued shut  ”

“  i’m a little bumblebee  ,  bzzzzz  ”

“  who knew that eating frosting could be such great exercise ?  ”

“  great news on the friendship front :  you’re my friend  ”

“  we better call some hospitals  ”

“  i’m already so sweaty  ”

“  there’s some kind of dinosaur wearing pants  ”

“  looking at this makes me feel like i’m having a stroke  ”

“  what does arizona look like ?  ”

“  i’m here with all of my friends in a hot  ,  nasty  ,  sweaty corner  ”

“  you see a spiced up dino  ,  you want that boy to smile  ”

“  i’m not gonna pretend i’m not jealous  ”

“  dude you got a scoodily doop dee woop doop doop wah wah wah  ”

“  we don’t have the necessary amount of woops  ”

“  i don’t want a pumpkin growing in my belly  ”

“  what are you  ,  my bully from middle school ?  ”

“  pumpkins were made by god to scare children away  ”

“  he’s already dead  ”

“  i feel good about what we’ve done here today  ”

“  ooo  ,  sparkles  ”

“  i’m trying to be beautiful  ”

“  oh we’re gonna fucking die  ”

“  are we penalized for screaming ?  ”

Tutorial time!

BEFORE ANYTHING: This is how I personally do this. Other artists will have other ways, other styles and other references, so expand your horizon looking up to them too!

BEFORE ANYTHING²: I’ll have to trust you with the basic anatomy understanding!

So LETS GO

Those are human legs doing things human legs do, and that’s on the last one is a suggestion of the bones, aint anatomically correct but i just need y’all to visualize it.

Then:

This is anthropomorphic leggy! Also with bones suggestions! did you see the catch? no? (I used deer legs as references!)

See now? With luck we’re mammals so we sorta have the same bones in different ways, and use it as advantage!

In fantastic anatomy, there’s not much rules because, well, it’s not real so there’s no book teaching you how to properly draw those. like centaurs, they have two toraxic boxes! 4 LUNGS??? 2 STOMACHES? Doesn’t matter, does it? it’s belivable, and it’s what matter!

I repeat: It’s only belivable, and it’s what matter!

Also the muscles will work sorta on the same way (see the blobs). On the satyr ones, the purples are smaller, just as the brigh blue one, since this part is smaller than the thighs and feet, meanwhile it’s usually longer on humans!

It’s more about understanding the shape then drawing the leg over it, because this makes you understand how it was supposed to move even you don’t have a real anatomy satyr leg in front of you, or dunno, octapus merman, go wild my buddy!

This is how i usually doodle them before even getting the anatomy right, usually i just need the idea of the leg before actually starting

and most important:

GET. YO. FRIGGING. REFERENCES.

yES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. References always. Disney has a lot of stuff free for you to look at, and fantasy is a common theme, there’s thousands of other tutorials and artists that also do this, and it’s good to make sure you saw at least 3 or 4 more, never hurts learning more about what you want to make A++!

With reference, you’re not tied only to deer legs, but dogs, elephants, crocodiles, birds, snakes?, anything! It’s really important!