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Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

I have lost all of the respect I once had for Mossbag, because he has conclusively taken the wiki mods' side in misgendering Phantom, saying on his discord he "believes Phantom is a woman".

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

Happy Memorial Day

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop