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I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

Who asked

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

Yea hi can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh physical touch and affection combo meal please

bro,, stop bro,, bro you’re making me yearn bro,, bro you’re making me blush eye-,, bro stop you’re gonna make me fall in love bro,,

vampires aren't even scary like okay you want to bite and suck? who doesnt

54 year old married straight truck drivers

Your 43 year old family dentist

my 36 year old ass

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

y in mario party

there was a g in this one too tho

world heritage post

god dammit

There was an H in the typing one too.

Thinking back to the first story I ever started writing down (I was 7 or 8) about a group of stray cats who, every full moon, took the form of human kids. They actually were human kids, who had been killed (all at different times/by different people). Their bodies were each dumped by the side of the road where a cat had been hit by a car previously, and their souls landed in the cats' bodies. Eventually they all found each other and decided that every full moon, when they shifted, they'd try to solve each other's murders one by one. It was going to be a series, with each book focusing on a different kid's murder mystery. I told my mom about it once, briefly, and she said "Those cat books (warrior cats) are making you creepy."

kids would EAT that shit up man do it

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too