"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

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I've gotten back in the gym the last two weeks. Very nice I love it lots.
I HATE HATE HATE HHAATTTEEE AN UNEVEN MACHINE OH MY FUCKING GOD
I was sitting on a tricep extension machine. The seat and arm pad were great, parralell. BUT THE BAR the actual extension BAR WAS 15 DEGREES HORIZONTALLY SCANT AND A FUCKING LITTLE!! TO!! THE!! LEFT!!!
AAAOOOHHHHHHAOOOHHUUUGGHHHH
Then. I got on a seat to do preacher curls. Seat was fine, pad was FINE. BUT THE BAR PEGS WER A MILR A FUCKING AEAY!! BADBADBADBADBADBAD
It's 100 fucking degrees out, it's humid as FUCK. I'm sweating like a good damn mother fucked piece of holy shit I am pissed OFF
Every billionaire should kill themselves with a hammer so they can do something meaningful themselves for once
I've gotten back in the gym the last two weeks. Very nice I love it lots.
I HATE HATE HATE HHAATTTEEE AN UNEVEN MACHINE OH MY FUCKING GOD
I was sitting on a tricep extension machine. The seat and arm pad were great, parralell. BUT THE BAR the actual extension BAR WAS 15 DEGREES HORIZONTALLY SCANT AND A FUCKING LITTLE!! TO!! THE!! LEFT!!!
AAAOOOHHHHHHAOOOHHUUUGGHHHH
Then. I got on a seat to do preacher curls. Seat was fine, pad was FINE. BUT THE BAR PEGS WER A MILR A FUCKING AEAY!! BADBADBADBADBADBAD
actually dipper and mabel are both trans girls, dipper just figures it out later.
wendy too. and soos.
but NOT the old guy.
hes grungler stan

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THERE IS A KOREAN SAYING
it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesnβt hit that number you get to fire all of them
we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal weβre going to fire every single game developer weβve ever hired πππ
Apparently they see maybe a billion logins per YEAR right now, so he basically wants to impossibly scale this up by x365. Just hoping that somehow 1/8th OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN SPECIES will be playing on the same console every day.
This is making the "Tumblr could be the new PDF" execs look like wise sages by comparison.
just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

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When you see a Prep in hottopic
βThis Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuckβ
why are people reblogging this again
this post is like 11 years old
WHY AREYALL DOING THIS
Weβre all having a midlife crisis leave us be
When you see a Prep in hottopic
βThis Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuckβ
why are people reblogging this again
this post is like 11 years old
WHY AREYALL DOING THIS
Weβre all having a midlife crisis leave us be
iβll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner
My grandma, kindness to a heavy fault. Obsessive and compassionate. For some reason cannot find that heart for any service worker ever. Never a P and nary a Q. STINGY with tips. And often simply very short with them. I simply don't know why.
I would still tip if a service worker spat in my face. Pay should not be connected to cordiality. Especially since most often it's not even the workers fault.
I think it's a disconnect between seeing someone as human or not. Idk. She sees strangers as automatons and not just like, people.
I got my haircut today, and passing someone in the parking lot they stared at me. And I chuckled cuz I look stupid as FUCK rn and that's really funny.
Side note: every time I get my haircut any more complex that, "take off 2 inches all over" they fuck my shit up dastardly. But it's also not their fault cuz I KNOW my hair and the detangler they use makes my hair fall funny and it looks like a bowl cut. So I'm walking around with a Bullet (short bowl cut mullet) looking like a Cletus.
Stoned af and made the best tweet of my life.

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tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing
I think... I think that .. I'm gonna be gay all year...
yeah