Carrots are friends, not food

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

my hairy booty hole

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he’s hiding a frog in his mouth and it’s uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can’t open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape

Wonder Woman and Star Trek Beyond are perpetuating the very necessary idea that if Chris Pine is in your movie you must somehow, someway give him a motorcycle to ride. Space motorcycle, future motorcycle, WWI motorcycle- if it has Chris Pine on it, it doesn’t matter.