not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you

That’s actually how it works.

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

There are humans who manage to get their dicks stuck in toasters I really don’t think we get to judge

Wanna make a Jurassic Park parody called Cambrian Aquarium where it’s just the exact same plot but instead of dinosaurs it’s a bunch of marine invertebrates from the Cambrian

they still run and scream hysterically, right

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

money can be exchange for goods and services

you are my heart.

you are my universe.

you are my sun.

you are my moon.

you are my stars.

u are my Frog

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

DESTROY THE FROG GENDER BINARY

frog fractions 4: frog biology I

@frogsuggest i’m kind of sure some frog can change sex in their life..? Or was it a dream of mine in which frogs and slimes are the same? ,,,anyway, i’m sure they don’t talk and count. But still. I may be mistaken.

YES, common reed frog can change, is very numerous and widespread frogge found across africa. frog give no fucks abt silly human binary. will answer with a LOUD WAMP OF DISDAIN

Oh my god

Finally, the gays have polluted the water supply

They’re turning the frogs gay

Reblog if you support gay water.

@frogsuggest Is the thing about the water true, or were you already gay? ;)

cecil made the water gay

MY HEART

#if this doesn’t hammer home that coming out is a constant thing i don’t know what will#but also #my heart is in bloom (via @fille-lioncelle)

snorting while laughing is the purest sound and it’s not weird or gross

Thank you for this very wholesome positivity

wholesome.

i’m literally all three of them and all my friends don’t know how to handle it

I love black girls

^^^

@queenterren