because I've been rewatching the whole dragon riders series with my friend, we've came up with like some dnd (5e) headcanons for the characters. With some characters we knew things with 100% certainty after just a few episodes, with some we needed to wait until rtte to confirm it and with some we are still on the fence, but I'm gonna share them here anyway. It's gonna be chaotic and some are more detailed than others(because that's as much material as we managed to gather) but I'll happily elaborate more on each point. enjoy ^-^
(putting this under keep reading because it's kinda long for a silly post)
With twins we immediately zeroed in on them having high wisdom score,  with Ruffnut having a very high insight bonus, being quite aware of others emotions or having a hunch when something is up (especially with Gruffnut). Tuffnut on the other hand has a very high perception bonus (he was able to notice invisible changewings or spot or hear ships people and dragons a lot in advance compared to other riders). They also have a lot of knowledge about the world but it comes from experience rather than just dry facts, another reason for high wis.
First we aimed for them being warlocks with high wis considering their chaotic behaviour, but the first episode of rtte cemented us that they are both clerics of trickery.
Snotlout was an interesting specimen to analyse since a lot of hc I've seen put him as a fighter or a barbarian, but it became abundantly clear to us that he is a bard (subclasswise he would be a mix between college of valor or college of swords, either way a spellsword). He leans heavily on charisma and it's very high stat. unfortunately he has negative rizz and "poor rolls" so we often see him fail. but we see him encourage his friends (often in a panicked way; that's bardic inspiration for you) and when encountered with a difficult situation he relies on his talking rather then brute force, not to mention he was chosen to be the one to infiltrate hunters' auction and managed to pull that off. Snotlout also loves to dramatise and exaggerated his responses and that's such a bard thing to do.
Additionaly he has very high constitution considering how many explosions, falls, or Hookfang throwing him around he survived it's only fair to assume that.
Next we have Fishlegs and no surprises here he would be a wizard. His knowledge about dragons is extensive and he loves to gather more of it, he has his specialty with gronkles and boulder class like wizards do with schools of magic. Still it sits to some extent in this theoretical realm. Additionaly he has high strength (not typical for a wizard) a remainder of Thor Bonecrusher still existing in him.
Hiccup is an artificer, no subclass in particular but he tinkers sooo much! They had the dragon eye for 2 seasons and he was able to recreate one so it functions to the extent they needed it to (replicate magic item ability) not to mention the flaming sword, dragonfly or that damn multitool shield. So along with Fishlegs they are the characters with high intelligence but low wisdom, contrasted with twins who are high wis low int. Both of them often needed time to pick up on things twins were able to catch in seconds. And also like any self-respecting artificer Hiccup seeks out dangerous situations as if he doesn't feel alive unless he feels death breathing down his neck.
Astrid is a paladin through and through. She definitely has fighter abilities and vibes but she also has her own convictions and moral compass she sticks to no matter what. She is often this voice of reason and keeps things serious. Also she has some charisma (being able to intimidate others). She is also friends with Heather a very common combo I see during dnd games, a paladin and barbarian friendship.
Because Heather is a barbarian. She's stubborn, hot-headed, has a cool deadly weapon and if she fixates on something can be easy to anger (barbarian rage đ). She's also very individualistic and prefers to do things her own way (and come on wouldn't it be funny for her to be a berserker barbarian?)
We also decided that Ryker is a ranger, with a dip in fighter, with his favoured enemy being dragons (duh). He has extensive knowledge of dragons and experience on hunting them being able to smell the exact species.
Viggo seems to elude us with his abilities, since we would mostly see consequences and effects of his actions rather then the actions themselves, so the best we could pinpoint for him was rogue adjacent thing (an investigator or mastermind subclass most likely) we did notice his persuasion and deception skills are extremely high, along with his intelligence ability and wisdom/insight (but this one is only focused on his current adversary) he was also quite evasive to the riders being able to completely disappear on them (stealth expertise and all and it's typical for rogues to get over 30 when rolling for stealth at higher levels). He's also like a crime boss and you know rogue-crime kinda self explanatory.
Stoic, Gobber and Alvin have been put into the specific category of npc's called "lvl 20 shopkeeper" that can only be hurt by the game master and only for the plot reasons. While Savage gets to be an evil upgraded minion.
Krogan also gets a mention of for being a strength based fighter with a dip in ranger for the favoured enemy.
Special shout-out goes to Mala, who fits perfectly into being a kensei monk, with her katana, hand combat abilities, and being able to catch an arrow ("a perfect fit for a weeboo with a karen haircut" to quote my friend)
Last but not least we have Dagur, who we initially thought was a fighter/monk multiclass with his high constitution, high dexterity and high strength. But boy were we wrong, because you see Dagur is a DM PC or the overpowered NPC that was supposed to be and antagonist but was converted into an ally along the way. Because outside of very good combat abilities, being extremely durable to all forms of damage, great reflexes and being very physically capable in general he poses rather high int (tactical planning ie) high wis (very perceptive and good at reading people) and despite being a complete maniac he managed to lead a tribe and hunters as well (high charisma)
Additionaly he has a somewhat innate abity for bonding and training dragons considering he was able to fool riders, who have been flying for almost 5 years now, after having Shatter master for less than a day and befriended a dragon that has been forced into cage fights(!!!) by being what? polite?? (Ruff and Tuff also seem to have a similar ability considering their interactions with dragons who are often considered difficult or impossible to train, I believe it's a different one then the one Hiccup has)
We also decided that Dagur has a special ability that allows him to automatically taunt his enemy if he has any history with them, but also has disadvantage when somebody else wants to taunt him.
And well when it comes to all the riders all could have a few levels in ranger or an ability to give them advantage when interacting with their preferred dragon type, while hunters have this kind of ranger's favoured enemy with dragons, but that seems like a given so I'm only mentioning it at the end.
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summary: You and Dagur decide to go on a little hunt for fun and an unexpected encounter draws out feral behaviours from the both of you after you return to Berserker Island.
wc. 5.555 (also on AO3 if you prefer it this way)
tags. gn!reader, blood, gore, violence, biting, choking, mild swearing, both dagur and reader are kinda posesive, reader has three terrible terrors but they're not a dragon rider, finally I'm not dragging Mala into whatever the fuck these two have going on so this is cannon non-compliant
The fire in the hearth cast a soft glow in the hut, illuminating the interior. The flames swayed steadily to their own rhythm until the outside air caused them to coil away from the cold. The door to the hut opened and closed with a loud slam as bloodstained boots moved across the floor, stopping just in front of a woodpile in a corner. One hand tossed a log into the hearth while the other reached for a rug lying on a nearby stool. Dagur sat on the stool and started cleaning his axe, removing half-dried blood from the metal blades, then moved on to spots and handprints on the handle.
Not a moment later, a muffled voice sounded from the outside of the hut âDo not,â and the door slammed open âWalk away from meâ, and slammed shut again with the same force âWhen I'm bragging and proving you right.â A second pair of bloodstained boots stomped across the floor to the same woodpile, tossing yet another log into the hearth; flames wavered again at the disruption.
âUh, hello? Berserker chief? On Berserker Island.â He said, pointing at his armour, where the metal Skrill was bleeding from its wings, âIf you haven't figured it out yet, I can do whatever I want.â
As he was swinging his hands, the other viking snatched the cloth from Dagur's hand and started cleaning their own sword.
âHey,â Dagur tried to get the piece of cloth back, âI was using that!â
âYour axeâs clean enough.â You moved the rug out of Dagur's reach when he tried to grab it back. âUnlike your armourâŚâ You bit your inner lip, eyes focused on the cloth sliding over the blade in your hands.
âFineâ he drew out the syllable while rolling his eyes. He grabbed a bucket with water and leaned against the table in the middle of the room.
â...or youâ, you muttered under your breath once he was out of earshot, eyes looking up from the sword to stalk Dagur's every movement. âYou gotta admit though today's hunt was much more fun than usualâ you turned the sword towards the fire to check if you'd missed any spot, but the bloodied hands and forearms were far more enticing than any weapon maintenance.
âDefinitelyâ, he let out this characteristic semi-maniacal chuckle confirming, his statement, âand how they all looked panicked when they saw us. Priceless!â He kept reaching into the bucket to wet his fingers the blood on them and his armour slowly dissolving while water droplet ran up his arm, creating lighter paths in the red coating, that glistened and shone in the light âOr when they started running wherever after we killed the first twoâ Dagur's fingers swiped and rubbed against the armour removing dirt and blood from the armour until he reached a particularly resistant spot. But no matter how many times he dipped his hand, some blood would still cling to his fingers, to his cuticles; hiding under his nails.
âAnd we did catch that buck,â voice steady and measured like you were approaching a wild dragon you didn't want to scare.
âFuck yeah we did! Itâs head will make a great trophy,â he said with a lilt in his voice, acting as if none the wiser of your slowly approaching figure.
âSince this hunt was sooo successful,â you made sure to emphasise the statement âDon't you have anything to say to me?â
Dagur let out a deep sigh momentarily stopping his attempts at getting rid of the stain and âI guess, I am happy we took your Terrors with usâ he grumbled.
âAaaand?â you drew out voice taunting trying to drag out a confession.
âAnd they're pretty good at tracking. There, I said it. Happy?â then he turned back to the offending stain using double the force to try end get rid of it. The more he moved the further the scent of blood reached in the room. And as he moved his arms and tensed his muscles scabs over the scratches strained to keep the wounds completely closed making little openings for the blood to lazily seep them.
âVery.â With your eyes narrowed to focus better you approached Dagur putting your sword on the table behind him and moving your hands to unclasp his armour. âIt might be easier to clean if you take it off.â You helped him remove the armour âorâŚâ you breathed in the metallic scent of blood mixed with a musky scent of forest where the wo of you have spent the better part of the day tracking a deer that was probably getting skinned somewhere in the village at that very moment. âYou could leave it for nowâ you leaned in to kiss the corner of his lips and then moved to lick the stripe of blood from below his eye. Still wet, still fresh.
âOh?â He leaned back to take a look at you fully. Your boots were in a decent condition save for a few darker spots, your pants were a bit worse off with additional dirt stains on your knees. But up from there it got messier. Your shirt at the hem was still wet and it still had that deep red hue which looked almost black in this lighting. But it wasn't the only part of your shirt that looked like that because Dagur could count at least 3 tears to the fabric that had this crimson blotch around them. However, this was nothing compared to your hands and arms. Your palms were rather clean since the worst of it has been left on the cleaning rug with the little bit of blood in the creases and a some red film here and there. The back of your hands and your forearms ,where the only way your skin could peek through the crimson coating was where a handprint would smear the fluid further up your arm, were like a carnage on a canvas. A few of your loose hair strands were matted, tangled and sticky at the tips all thanks to a mix of blood, sweat and dirt; some going as far as sticking to your face creating the illusion of dark veins or tattoos pointing at your eyes. Eyes that reflected the flames from the hearth highlighting their immense focus. Eyes that were meticulously scanning him like a predator sizing their prey. And at that moment Dagur wondered, if he sunk into your embrace just now would your scent match his; would the arms that embraced him stain his skin; was the blood on them still fresh enough to also leave a red tacky film in his hair as well. He wondered if you were to put your hand around his throat would it leave a red mark; would the handprint mirror the one you bear on your neck right now. And it reminded him of a time when similar thoughts crossed his mind.
Which was at most two hours ago while the two of you were tracking the deer a bit south of of Berserker Island. The animal was already hurt from Dagur's shot so now it was just a case of finding it and ending its misery. You threaded carefully following one of your Terrible Terrors you brought along. The little red dragon marched forward with its snout almost dragging on the forest floor occasionally climbing a tree or a bush and licking around.
âAdmit it, it's much less tedious than blindly going around in circles.â You nudged Dagur yet again during your escapade trying to get him to say you were right.
Instead you got an eye roll in return âMaybe I like going blindly in circles. Maybe that's what I like about hunting.â he nudged you back âHave you thought about that? Hmm?â his face getting right into yours.
âHa! Yeah right. If that were true you'd be looking for trolls and fairiesâ You pointedly stuck out your tongue to tease him. Just as Dagur was about to refute the Terror drew your attention âOh she's got something! Come on!â
You pulled Dagur by the wrist and trotted after the dragon until it stopped before your prey. You praised the dragon by giving it chin scratches and some dried meat as a reward but it didn't rest. It kept walking around the area and sniffing around.
âWell⌠it's already dead,â he said, while examining the corpse by nudging it with his foot.
âAre you serious?â
âMan, I was really hoping to strike a killing blow. Or like crush its neck with bare handsâ disappointment clear in his voice. âNow it kinda feels like cheating if I hang the head in my hutâ Dagur swung his axe at a tree in frustration.
âUgh, this sucks!â you said with irritation clear on your face. You then proceeded to whistle and make clicking sounds with your tongue to call the other two Terrors you brought along. You moved to stand next to Dagur and knelt beside the deerâs head moving it to the side. âStill looks pretty nice and it's rather big and we did follow it around for half a day. I say weâ huh?â you paused for a moment âWe didn't shoot it in the head, did we?â
âNo?â Dagur turned from abusing the tree and turned to you âI definitely didn't aim for the headâ He moved closer to see why you were digging around in the dead deerâs mouth âThe fuck is that?â
âThat, my dear, is most likely a crossbow boltâ You said with the mocking seriousness then presented the thing you pulled out of the animal. âI'm not sure if you're familiar with this kind of ammunitionâ you threw a glance at his crossbow right beside him
âYou!â he tackled you to the ground âYou know that's not what I meant!â
âDo I?â you lifted yourself up using his arm as a leverage, your face mere inches from his as you flashed him a shit eating grin. That's when you heard a growl from your right âWhat is it girl? What did you find?â You scrambled from underneath Dagur to stand beside your dragon who was growling and huffing in one specific direction.
And indeed the little dragon found somethingâ a pair of footprints leading farther into the bush.
âOoo hoo ho ho, the plot thickensâ Dagur chuckled while peering over your shoulder âI wonder who these belong to.â
âI donât know, maybe we should just get the deer, the rest of our dragons and go backâ hesitation clear in your tone while you examined the size of the tracks left.
âDonât you want to know who stole our kill?â he leaned in closer, then his expression changed suddenly to a smirk âDonât tell me youâre scared.â
You slowly turned your face towards him, closed your eyes and let out a deep sigh, âI hate how you can get to me in just a few words.â After that you leaned back to grab the crossbow and clicked your tongue to signal your red Terror to keep moving.
The two of you followed the tracks for a few minutes until the sound of waves clashing on the beach was loud and clear. Thatâs when Dagur yanked you down behind the last line of thickets before the forest turned into a beach. You threw an accusatory look his way but before you could say anything you saw him put a finger to his mouth and point farther into the beach with his other hand. You looked towards where he was pointing and you couldnât believe your eyes.
âDragon hunters?â you whispered under your breath. Then your eyes focused on the pair that was closest to the treeline one of them was a flyer sitting on a Singetail while the other person held two Terrible Terrors by their snouts âMy boyââ Dagur slapped a hand over your mouth.
âI told you to shut upâ he whisper-shouted.
You pulled his hand off your face âWhat do you want me to do? Wait till theyâre gone with my dragons?!â you whisper-shouted in turn.
âOf course not. We definitely gotta tell Hiccup there are still remaining hunters and flyers scattered around. But now we have to think of a plan.â
âRiiiiight⌠a plan.â
Dagur kept talking to himself considering possible plans, but he stopped when he felt you reach into a quiver on his hip. âWhat are you doing?â
âWell, thereâs no Hiccup here with his goody-two-shoe attitude,â you made a gagging expression âSo Iâm going to get back my dragons quick and easy,â you loaded the crossbow in your hand âAnd maybe take some hunter heads on the way,â you aimed at a target only known to you.
âWhat are you going to do? Fight them all?â
âCome ooon,â your expression twisted in annoyance âThereâs like what? Five, six of them and one flyer?â you kept your eyes trained on the beach âDonât tell me youâve gone softâŚâ realising it might be the perfect opportunity to use his own words against him, you took it, âDonât tell me youâre scared,âyou cast a side glance at Dagur and sent a daring smile his way.
Meanwhile, hunters at the beach discussed something only they were privy to, since you could hear them talking but couldnât distinguish any actual words from a distance. The flyer kept pointing at different people directing them to other places and most likely barking up orders now and then. They turned towards the hunter standing in front of them as he explained something while he presented the two Terrors before forcing them into a small cage. He then pointed towards the forest in the direction you and Dagur came from. The flyer turned their head towards where he was pointing and not a moment later something flew towards them. A bolt went straight through their eye socket knocking them back into the Singetail's back. Before the hunter realised what was happening two shouting vikings were running his way, so all he could think of was getting to the nearest place where they put their weapons and alarm other hunters.
You rushed towards the flyer and chucked the limp body off of the Singetail. You then reached to take off the bridle but instead had to dodge a fire blast from a disturbed dragon. Thankfully it decided to take the opportunity at freedom and leave without causing any more damage, although maybe you couldâve used some more chaos. Sword at the ready; you scanned the area looking for your next target and your eyes landed on Dagur as he swiftly overpowered the hunter he was currently fighting. He knocked the weapon out of their hand and shoved them towards the nearest rock. You felt mesmerised as you watched him grab the hunter by their head and pound it on the stone as it became more and more deformed leaving wet stains on the stone. The sound of bone and flesh cracking and crushing on the ragged rock echoed through the beach in rhythmic hypnotising beats. His hands dug deeper into their face and skull. His thumb pressed straight into the eye socket as little droplets of blood kept framing his face. The eye gave out easily and you imagined the squelching sound it made as the finger sank deeper into it. All of that accompanied by the agonizing screams of the hunter as they clawed away at Dagur's arms leaving deep scratches in his flesh in a futile attempt to save themselves. You wondered if you were in the place of that hunter, would your skull last longer; would your blood fall in the same places on his face and decorate it like morning dew on grass; would you be able to make actual wounds while clawing at his arms; would you be able to leave a mark? Unfortunately your little daydream session was interrupted when you got hit with an axe which that knocked you back . To your surprise, it was the same hunter that was mishandling your poor Terrors just moments ago. To his misfortune, you already planned his demise, so when you recovered from the blow you immediately charged with your sword.
When Dagur decided the hunter was sufficiently mutilated he ran towards the shore only to be met with âRetreat! Run! Theyâre fucking maniacs!â as one of the hunters shouted jumping into a boat.
He only had a chance to get to one other hunter, yank them back and carve through their arm with an axe followed by a series of swings and cuts to their torso until there were more cuts than flesh and blood was pooling beneath them. By the time he was done the boat had already sailed away with the few remaining hunters rowing frantically.
âBoooo! Get back here! Nobody likes cowards!â he shouted their way while he threw the hatchet from a nearby box in their direction. The weapon almost hit the side of the boat but ultimately fell into the water. With his last attempt at inflicting harm failed he turned around scanning the beach for any sign of you. And there you were right in the centre straddling the hunter that attacked you as he screamed like he was being skinned alive. He wasn't but this was close enough. Judging by your bloodied hands, a sword in his chest and his ribcage spread open like the doors to the great hall during the feast you were having the time of your life. And with your eyes wide open and a wide teeth-bearing smile made it was that much more certain. And it was hypnotising for Dagur to watch as you pressed your bare hands to the hunters throat as they tried and failed to push them away. How you murmured threats to your victim while baring your sharp teeth making you look like a rabid wolf toying with their prey. All that while you shoved your hand in-between the hunter's teeth. The sound of tearing muscle and a jaw being dislocated mixed with bloodcurdling screams created a perfect music for a scene before him. A scene where you tore away the hunter's jaw leaving him to gargle with his own blood. And he wondered if he was there on the sand, would he withstand it; would you act with the same ferocity you do now; would he bite you through your skin as you choked him; would he leave a mark?
â...Oh.â you could see a thought clicking into place in Dagur's head as his gaze changed from distant to focused.
Before you had any time to react he sidestepped, snatched you by the front of your shirt turning you ninety degrees and crashed your lips together. The force with which he pulled you almost made you trip but Dagur's grip was firm and you quickly grabbed his hips to regain balance. And when you fully leaned into the kiss when you pulled his lower lip between yours he could smell it. You did match his scent. The sharp smell of pine trees and moss clinging to your skin mixed with that copper smell characteristic of blood.
Your right hand moved from his hip to slide along his arm and neck to finally tangle in his hair. The movement wasn't smooth but he did feel the trace of the tacky fluid you left behind. âGods, I was at my last straw trying not to pounce you right in the middle of the village.â You breathed out in between the kisses.
On the other end a cold wet hand cradled your face while Dagur kept nipping at your lip with his teeth. âI could say the same,â he rasped out against your lips âI just wanted to tackle your right then and there on that beach.â
Your other hand busied itself with the hem of his shirt, crumpling it, pulling it up just enough to slip in to grasp his waist. He kept walking backwards one step after the other while pulling you along until the back of his knees hit the bed. You used this as an opportunity to push him down on the bed and straddle his lap. You broke the kiss and both of you were already breathing heavily.
âYou know, I think I got an idea,â you slowly pulled Dagur's shirt over his head. âWhere to hang that deer's head.â
He sucked in a sharp breath when the dried blood on the shirt pulled on his skin âOh yeah? where?â His hands started playing with the hem of your shirt and pulling it up.
âRight where that Changewing skull hangs.â You leaned in, placing slow kisses on his jaw.
âWhoa, whoa, whoa,â he stopped mid motion âWhy do you want to get rid of the Changewing skull?â
âBecause, since we don't kill dragons it's weird that it just hangs right there as a fucking centrepieceâŚâ you motioned with your head towards where it was hanging
âOh right okay that makes sense,â his fingers resumed tracing circles in your sides and pulling up your shirt.
Then you leaned in to whisper in his ears âAnd those huntersâ heads are too bludgeoned to look nice anyway.â
At this he jerked his hands and yanked your shirt up. Freshly formed scabs ripped away and you let out a groan and dug your fingers into Dagur's arm.
âShit, sorry,â the shirt got pulled off the rest of the way, slower this time; a delicate kiss on your mouth, which was still pressed together and stretched thin while your eyes were shut. Followed by another kiss and another as Dagur slowly flipped you over so you were now laying on your back while he repeated little apologies between kisses. Once you opened your eyes you could see his own green ones partially reflecting the flames from the centre of the room as they looked down on you.
You cracked a smile in response. âI bet you can't do it again.â
His expression changed from that of concern to determination. Determination to step up to the challenge he couldn't and didn't want to back out of. He let out a high-pitched chuckle and leaned in, capturing your lips pulling them between his own and biting with his teeth and you reciprocated in kind. His fingers ghosted over your ribs causing you to shiver. He moved from your lips to your jawline, then to your neck leaving open-mouthed kisses and breathing in the metallic smell from the handprint still lingering on your neck. And it didn't sit right with him that a mark made by a worthless hunter in a futile attempt to save their life still lingered on his beloved. Why should you be marked by a dead man but not him? And that thought made him laugh against your skin. He pushed himself up and put his hand on your throat. He kept moving his hand trying to align it with the handprint. Every now and then he would let out a chuckle under his breath. When he was finally satisfied and certain that his hand was covering as much of that hand-shaped bloodstain as it could he flexed his fingers.
âWhat's so funny, Dagur?â you asked, letting out a little laugh yourself since it was so infectious. Your hand moved to brush through his hair.
Then his fingers on your throat tightened and so did your grip on his hair. Your other hand instinctively moved to grab the one that was restricting your air flow but Dagur pinned it down. He tenderly started drawing circles in the palm of your hand, a stark contrast to the iron grip on your throat. You tried pulling on his hair but every yank resulted in his hand constricting even more around your neck. You tried gasping for air but each attempt failed to bring you relief; failed to push air into your lungs, triggering all sorts of alarms in your head, and tears started to form in the corner of your eyes. With eyes wide you looked at Dagur looming over you as his face was frozen in this sort of disturbing visceral expression with narrow pupils staring right through you fixated on one point matched with a maniacal smile. This impossible to interrupt focus and determination reserved only for the fiercest of battles and for you. But before you could dwell on it further, before you could lose yourself amongst the flames dancing in his green eyes your vision started to get blurry and darken. Whatever strength you had started fleeing you rapidly as your heaving kept fading into silence. When Dagur felt your grip on his hair loosen he let go of your throat and stared at it scrutinising if any changes appeared at all. And maybe it was the trick of light but he could swear there was a bruise already forming in this place. He traced the outline of his own handprint this time wondering how long it will hold.
It didn't bother him at all that you were shaking due to violent coughing and the rapid breaths you tried to take. Only when you dragged his head down to lay against your chest did he finally realise what here and now was. He could now feel how your chest rose and fell in time with your shallow breaths. He could hear how your heart hammered in your chest. How it resonated with the blood pumping in his head from excitement. And all he could do right now was continue where he left of. So he pressed a feather-light kiss to your throat. Then moved further to your collarbone and down your sternum and stopped at one of the larger freshly opened cuts. It wasn't extremely deep but it still has some depth and the blood seeped from it creating a sort of gory smile. Meanwhile Dagur's hand kept playing with your nipple pinching and rolling it between fingers; drawing out quiet moans you kept muffling by biting down on your arm. Suddenly you let out a pained yelp when you felt something push itself into your own flesh. Warm and wet on one side and cold and tacky on the other both rough, both painful sliding along the very inside of your exposed and vulnerable skin and digging through your muscles. You willed yourself to open your eyes despite the pain rushing through every nerve and moved your arm to see better and there he was. Looking up, satisfaction clear in his eyes as he studied the tensed muscles on your arm, how stiff your shoulders were bracing for more of that sharp piercing sensation; your teeth biting into your lower lip breaking the skin from the sheer force. He lifted his head grinning from ear to ear. He licked his teeth leaving red smears as if trying to show off. You reached with your one hand to grab his that was still digging in your wound. Your other hand reached to cradle his face then tangled itself into his red hair. Doing your best to lift yourself off the bed closer to Dagur just to capture any lingering taste of yourself from his mouth. With his chest pressed flush against yours you felt his heart beating rapidly and so did yours. And when you had your fill you tightened your grip on his hair and pulled on them, earning yourself a grunt and a breath being knocked out of him as he hit the bed when you swiftly flipped him on his back and pinned his shoulder.
You locked eyes with Dagur while still holding his hand and pulling it closer to your face. âMy turn.â You let out a rasp then licked the blood down from his wrist up to the tip of his thumb.
Once you were sure you got all the fluid cleaned you let go of his arm, which instinctively fell onto your thigh, and took in the view beneath you. His eyes, full of reverent, devoured every fragment of you, the flush on his cheeks disappearing into his beard, lips parted slightly with blood smeared around them. And yes, the scar on his face always drew you in, always wondering how deep that cut was if the scar itself was so wide? Did he do it himself or was he careless enough to get hit by one of the prisoners? But nothing could compare to the scars left by Skrill's lightning. The power carried by the beast that spreads its wings through each sail, each shield, each decoration on the island standing proud on Dagur's very own armour decorated his very own flesh. The thin lines you ghosted over with your fingertips, even though you wish you could dig your nails into them, spread like lightning across the sky from his shoulder to right below his navel. There used to be more, they used to cover his whole body creating a labyrinth of lines, but ultimately they faded leaving only the most prominent ones. Whether it was back then or now tracing them always caused the same reaction: a breathy halted sigh. One that youâve always loved to draw out and steal from him; so you did. But all that you liked about this moment was pushed to the back of your mind as you grabbed his arm for stability and felt the scratches left on it. The traces left by a dead-man-in-the-making desperately trying to save themselves and it bothered you to your very core. Because why should your beloved bear marks of an insignificant hunter rotting on a beach and not yours? You guided his hand from your thigh to lay it beside his head and slid your hand into his to lay it flat and align your own hand with his. Meanwhile your other hand trailed along his neck feeling up for the right spot and when you found it you broke the kiss. Dagur's lips stayed parted as if waiting for your return, but your mouth moved on trailing down his neck ghosting over his skin until you reached the designated spot. You started sucking gently on the spot as if to test the waters and his reactionâ the stretch of his neck to give you better access, the keen he let out, the fingers moving from the nape further into your hairâ gave you all the confidence you needed to proceed.
When Dagur felt something sharp graze his skin he said your name with a questioning intonation âWhat are you doing?â But you didn't bother to answer, you just bit down on his flesh with all the force you had. âFuck!â was all he could let out in a pained moan. He squirmed underneath you trying to get away from the piercing sensation but you didn't let go. The hand, balled up in a fist, instinctively tried to pull you away by your hair and despite it feeling like he would rip them from your skull, you didn't let go. Your hand that was splayed on his moved so that you could intertwine your fingers. And when he squeezed your hand back you broke through his skin. And just like his nails were digging into the back of your hand your teeth could finally sink into his flesh. He spat curses and profanities through gritted teeth, but you just sank deeper and deeper savouring the moment. Your mouth filling with the hot liquid, the metallic taste spreading to your tongue, palate and travelling down your throat. Whenever this thing beneath you tried to pull you away or move away you bit down harder like a predator on its prey. The hand clawing at your back leaving deep trails on your back enticed you to linger even longer savouring the burning sensation of nails dragging through your skin. And after few seconds, or maybe minutes, when attempts at escape finally ceased, you let go.
You let go and loomed over your work. Your pupils dilated to the point that Dagur couldn't see your eye colour at all. But what he could see was your open mouth breathing heavily, with shoulders rising and falling in a steady rhythm. Tongue sticking out dripping with red saliva and all that framed by a row of teeth crimson like the blood they were dripping with right onto his bare flesh. Right now he didn't care that his shoulder burned with the searing pain or that the blood from this wound seeped onto the furs on his bed. All he could think about right now was that he would do anything to see you like that every waking moment he spent with you. To see that primal, unbound look and behaviour that was reserved for the fiercest of battles and for him.
You were shaken out of your tranceâ from the blood lazily escaping your mouth, from its taste lingering on your tongueâ when a tongue entered your mouth. And when your teeth clanked together, when your lips crashed into each other, when your eyes finally met his you knew this night was far from over.
And you just prayed to gods above that nobody would be stupid enough to ask tomorrow why their chief looks like a mauled dragon chew toy or why you look like you've been thrown off a cliff.
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yeah so that's that, this is what I offer you my fellow weirdos đŤś
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oh would you look at that my dagur obsession returning after 12 years but now I'm a changed creature (way freakier than my teenage self) and I have enough power to write a fic and make it everyone else's problem
Y'all I didn't even put my favorite girl Heather in my previous post I totally forgot to add her stuff đđ She was my favorite to write for so I'm adding her stuff here
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Heather the Unhinged, my beloved <3
Like brother like sister
She knows what she's doing even though shes unsure at first
Naturally gifted and starts out kinda apprehensive but slowly steps into a more dom role
She makes you cum every time sorry i dont make the rules
Its not like she would let you leave without cumming anyway sooo
I think once she gets in the swing of it sheâll find that she really likes the idea of eating you out somewhere in nature
I'm envisioning you and heather in a forest on some scouting mission or something and she just gets the urge so she takes you behind a bush or into a cave
Doesnât waste time with taking off your clothes and settles with your pants at your knees before quite literally DIVING in
Oh she loves eye contact
She grins while shes eating it too teehee
Sheâll tease you too
âSo loud for me. Does my tongue feel that good?â
âYou want my fingers too? Anything for you, babe.â
Shes got her fingers inside you and her other hand on the back of your thigh squeezing it
Sheâd hook your leg over her shoulder and thats how you know shes about to make you see Thor
gonna post some stuff that i've had in my drafts for a while! im gonna make some hcs for readers w male genitalia but this is what i have for right now
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Snotlout
Oh he's in it for the love of the game
You couldn't tear him away from you even if you tried
Messy and inexperienced at first but boy is he confident!
He's trainable so that's the good news
Reallyyyy likes eating it while you're sitting down on a chair or something with him in between his legs, using his shoulders as leg rests
He can really get to work that way
Looks up for approval every now and then but mainly keeps his eyes focused between your legs
He wants to make sure he's doing everything perfectly for you so he is locked in
Will eat it night and day, breakfast, lunch, dinner, anytime, anywhere
Y'know that video of the guy that's like âwake up, eat it. go to work. come home from lunch. eat it. go back to work. leave work again just to eat it.â
That's Snotlout
Will beg for it
âBabe, I'm just saying - why wouldn't you want your super hot and talented boyfriend to eat you out right now?â
âDo we really have to show up to training on time? I can make it fast, I promise! They won't even realize we're late.â
Fishlegs
Fantasized about it for sure but never realized how sensual and intimate it was until he tried it
Soooo shy about it
You will have to talk him through it and give him directions
He wants it to be good for you but he's never done this before so the pressure is on
After getting used to it, he turns out to be pretty gentle and very attentive
Pays attention to your face and your body
Observes how your eyebrows furrow, your leg twitches, your stomach contracts - all of that
Uses that information to guide his next moves and drive you closer and closer to the edge
Not a certified eater like Snotlout but most certainly a certified pussy enjoyer
Loves making you feel adored and worshipped yk
Wants you to cum every single time and if you don't he will be very disappointed in himself
âNo, it's not okay! I'm supposed to make you feel good. Just, show me what to do!"
Poor boy takes it personally even if you're just having a mental block day
He'll eventually understand not to take it too hard on himself
Wakes up craving it but he gets too shy asking for it
It's so obvious though
You'll just have to straight up ask him to go down on you
He will go so red but he definitely won't deny your request
"O-Oh, you mean right now? Well, I mean, sure, of course!"
Plays it cool but you can tell he wants it bad
Astrid
Knows what you like even before she tries it
Somehow naturally gifted at it
Service top vibes for sure
The first time she tries it she keeps asking you âis this okay?â
Will absolutely talk about how good you taste and will talk you through it in general
âTell me how it feels, babe. How does my tongue feel on you?â
âSo sweet and all for me. All mine, isnât that right?â
Absolutely throws in a âDidnât know you could get more beautifulâ after you cum
Unless you ask her to she likes to keep things like this in a private setting
But very rarely she gets the urge to just push you up against a tree and get on her knees to taste you
It's rare though
Besides she can just make you wait until you both get back to her hut and spend all that time teasing you
Loves the build-up to it for sure
Like i mentioned earlier sheâs nervous the first few times because she doesnât want to give bad head
But after experimenting and seeing how you react to different things she has a game plan every time she goes down on you
Is a yearner in her own way and shows that though her lips and tongue
The type of head that leaves you breathless, sweaty, legs shaking, face flushed, and gripping onto her
I donât think she has a preferred position
Whatever is most convenient or comfortable for you works for her
Tuffnut
Another trainable guy
Jokes about you letting him eat it but never expects you to actually let him
The moment you let him he's like âWait, really? Like, really really? You'd let me?â
I don't know if i see him being super enthusiastic about it at first
He's mainly just trying to hype himself up because his jokes were all bite and no bark
He has no idea what he's doing
Will absolutely ask you questions during it
âAm I doing it right?â âSoâŚI can put my tongue inside, too?â
Such a curious man
He would totally ask some of the other dragon riders for tips on giving head
He'll slowly start getting the hang of it after a little bit
As soon as you grab his hair to help guide him through it is the moment he starts seeing the appeal of it
He's in it for the taste and the being controlled by his girlfriend part
Will drop hints that he wants to eat it at the most inconvenient times
âSo like, I was thinking after we finish this raid we could hang out at your hut, maybe show me some new moves or something?â
All the while you're in the middle of fighting off two hunters
The type of guy to literally eat it whenever and wherever
Will literally eat it behind a bush in the forest
Not even for the thrill of getting caught
He's just impatient like that
Ruffnut
Similar to tuffnut but definitely has more of an idea of what to do
I think sheâd actually be kinda shy about it
To the point where youâd have to have one hand on her head guiding her while you tell her what to do and what feels nice
I think the first few times she might get frustrated since sheâs not getting it
But sheâs not a quitter
All she needed was a moment to regroup (and ask Astrid or one of the other dragon riders for some tips)
And boy does she come back swinging
She takes it slow and steady but confident
Still doesnât quite know where to put her hands so she wraps them around your thighs
I think sheâd have some wandering hands
She would melt if you pull her hair to guide her
After gaining some confidence, I think she would love having you sit on her face
I donât think sheâs super talkative but would occasionally throw in some comments when you pull her hair
âS-Shit, you love playing dirty, donât you?â
If anything, I think sheâd be the one responding to your dirty talk
âFuck, Ruff. You always get me so wet and messy.â âBelieve me, babe. I can taste it.â
All the while her mouth and chin are covered with your wetness
Hiccup
Again, another trainable man
Comparable to how Fishlegs is but with a tad more confidence
Will actually ask to try it instead of you bringing it up (points for initiative)
Wants it to be absolutely perfect but spoiler alert it isn't
No natural talent so he's kinda just fumbling around trying to figure out what to do
He'll be a bit stubborn at first and won't accept guidance but after some insistence he'll let you guide him
Alittle upset that he can't figure your body out himself
But puts his pride aside so he can make you feel good
He aims to make you cum every single time and is pretty good at doing so
Mentally keeps track of how many times he's made you cum and what you respond to most
Prefers eating it in his or your bed, classic style yk
On your back with him between your legs, maybe one hand holding your leg up
Not very sexually adventurous so he'll keep it limited to somewhere private and romantic
Maybe by a lake under the moonlight if he's feeling extra romantic and adventurous
I think he's a little talkative but not excessively so
He doesn't like to talk with his mouth full, yk?
But he also does want to tell you how amazing you taste, how beautiful you look - the whole works
"You're so gorgeous like this. Oh baby, I would keep you like this for hours if I could."
"You just taste too good. Can't get enough of you, never can."
I think he'd overstimulate you a little bit but nothing crazy
He'd like to see you squirm and jump at the feeling but wouldn't go much further (unless you asked)
Dagur
He and Snotlout are tied for the top eater in httyd
Both embody the âwake up. eat it.â dude
The difference between them is that Dagur has natural skill
He is naturally talented with that tongue of his and those fingers
Seesaws between nice soft dom and a teasing little jackass who somehow still has you melting in his arms
Will absolutely tell you to âcum for daddyâ even if you don't have a daddy kink
Force of habit yk?
Likes being on his knees while he's eating it
You could be leaning against a tree with him in between your legs or on the edge of a bed with him between your legs
Encourages you to grab onto his hair
Intense eye contact that only mildly reminds you that he's slightly mentally unstable
Talks you through it every single time
If you guys are just chilling and he gets the urge, he'll definitely beg to eat it
But most of the time he just gives you a certain look
And you know what that look means
âWell, we have the next hour to spare. Whaddya say we go somewhere, just the two of us, so I can show you something special I learned with my tongue, hm?â
kind of funny when some people c call me âprincessâ as a sex thing and donât - ah! - understand the mmngggfffaaaauthority that that t-title commands. iâm a, mngfh, a ruler, a member of the nobility, and y-youâre just a peasant- STOP GRABBING MY ASS
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âwakey wakey master⥠itâs time for my breakfast âĄâ
nsfw ahead (minors dni) and proceed with caution
male pervert maid! is your trustworthy head maid that keeps things in order around the mansion
male pervert maid! favorite housework is of course the laundry
if it isnât super obvious, he loves to go through your dirty laundry and smell them before he puts in the laundry machine (he doesnât even know why you ask itâs like basic etiquette to him)
his favorite piece, you ask? your underwear. not just any but the ones you wear after going to the gym or the ones you wear when you cum in your pants
the gym panties are so addictive ⥠thereâs this musk and sweat from your cock that clings to the fabric that he could never never get sick of
the smell he gets from them is so different from your usual clean soap scent from your body. donât get him wrong! he loves the usual fresh smell, it makes him feel safe and loved! but thereâs something about the smell from your panties that gets his hole wet and clenching âĄ
sometimes in the morning he likes to wake you up by rubbing your half hard cock and thatâs where he gets your cum stained underwear
well you know it can get lonely when youâre at work so even if he has to hold back in the morning to pull down your underwear and swallow that thick goopy cum down his throat for breakfast
in exchange he gets to suck the cum off the panties throughout the day! itâs like his little snack you know~
heâs really protective over laundry duties if you couldnât tell already, even though heâs in no position to be tending to these dirty and trivial duties
other manor servants know by now that the laundry is strictly off limits unless they want to be stuck with taking care of the massive garden in the manor alone for a whole month
There are mornings where itâs not the chirping birds or the sun rays of the morning sun shining between the gaps of the curtains and into your room.
Instead, itâs the slurping sounds your maid is making between your legs. Taking your thick cock into his mouth and running his tongue beneath you length.
He might look like a kitten but he sure doesnât do kitten licks with you.
You combed your hands through his hair to make him look up at you while holding your cock down his throat.
âGoo-w nghhhâĄâ
slurp
âmo-wn-ingâĄâ
slurp
âmah-starâĄâ
You smiled at the attempt and place your hand gently your maids head to encourage him to take you all the way the base,
âGood morning Aeres.â
Aeres throat was used to this daily exercise and tried to clench his throat around your cock without gagging at the length.
Hollowing his cheeks, he tried to rock his face back and forth against your crotch. Trying to get the thick white liquid shooting out of your cock.
Pulling back slightly to suck on you type and circling his tongue on the tip and rubbing it on the whole to taste the salty pre cum
You moaned at the ministration and came down Aeres throat. Pushing his head back to the base again and feeling him suck the white cum coming of your cock.
Aeres finally let go on his death grip of your now soft cock. He crawled onto your lap and waiting for you to sit up on your bed to face him.
You smiled, there were times that Aeres liked to do this before you head off to work. While you pushed yourself off so you could be sitting a position.
Aeres waited with his mouth open showing you the pool of thick white goo, arching his back and placing his hands on your chest leaning towards you. His hips were inpatient and whined while rubbing against your thighs.
He didnât need to beg further as you dipped two fingers into his mouth and began rubbing against the cum against his tongue.
âA-aaaah⥠nghhhâĄâĄ~â
Aeres moaned against your fingers while you made sure to spread it on top of the roof of his mouth and thrusting your fingers towards the back of this throat. Coming back to his Aeres tongue to rub the cum into his taste buds making sure he remembers what your cum tastes like.
Once you had your fill, you closed his jaw with your stained fingers while wiping the cum mixed drool from his lips,
âSwallow for me.â
Aeres gulped audibly at your command and opened his mouth for you to check that he emptied its contents.
Closing in the distance to entangle his tongue with yours and you could taste yourself slightly on his tongue.
Reader and Dagur are injured in battle, treated and then get some well deserved rest together.
Warning(s): Blood and injuries described (warning for ppl with hemophobia).
Word Count: 2,200 roughly.
[Second Person Perspective]
Being a dragon rider wasn't for the weak. You knew what you were getting yourself into when you tamed your first dragon. You understood how dangerous your life would become after your first battle against dragon hunters. Then you decided that your life wasn't difficult enough and you romanced probably the most hot-headed, viking chief and dragon rider in the entire archipelago. Every second week there seemed to be a dragon hunter attack, an attack from an enemy tribe or something else equally dangerous. Rouge dragons, rouge hunters, rouge assassins. The list could go on.
Your life was a storybook waiting to be written and your scars were the proof it had all happened. You loved to win. You lived for the feeling of victory and the celebration that came after a long battle. Maybe that's why you and Dagur got along so well. Both competitive to a dangerous degree. Both quick to step up to a challenge and see it through until the end. Both stubborn and passionate. The other dragon riders couldn't understand how you both got along, until they saw first hand just how similar you two were when in the same room.
The riders had assumed the two of you would collide with each other and be in constant disagreement. That, however, couldn't be further from the truth. The riders weren't sure if they should feel happy, or concerned by how much you and Dagur agree in conversation. He talked of battle, war, or killing traitors, assassins and enemy tribes and you somehow found ways to justify his statements.
"I hate traitors. Betraying their side to help the other, without a really good reason, is inexcusable. I could, however, forgive them if it was for a good cause." Dagur huffed out one morning.
"Is there ever a good reason to become a traitor? To betray those who you were previously so loyal to? I believe if someone was to betray once, they would do it again in a heartbeat and therefore are untrustworthy." You concluded.
"Uhhh, didn't Dagur betray Viggo?" Hiccup questioned.
"Technically, no. Dagur allied himself with Viggo briefly when they shared similar beliefs and morals, but I myself couldn't say he was completely loyal to him." You pointed out. "He was always loyal to his own side and his own tribe. The minute Viggo did something Dagur didn't agree with, he simply walked out on their agreement. That's technically not a betrayal. More of a business contract." You reasoned. Dagur took your hand into his with a smile and nodded in agreement.
"I wasn't loyal to Viggo, Hiccup. Dearest brother, it was a mutual agreement that ended when he decided to betray me by capturing my sister." Dagur explained. Hiccup didn't have the time or energy to argue with either of those points. He simply rubbed the bridge of his nose as you and Dagur continued your conversation, hardly noticing Hiccup's lack of participation.
That was one of many conversations that surprised the dragon riders. Out of everyone, the twins were the most likely to enjoy watching you and Dagur together. Putting you beside Dagur for meetings, fights, discussions, or anything really, was like adding fuel to a fire. Dagur's temper would rise, yet you could simmer it and then set it to explode at will. Dagur's strategies seemed half-baked and dangerous, until you added to it and made them worse. Basically, you had this man wrapped around your finger and if you asked him to set an enemy tribe on fire, he would do it in a heartbeat. Just as you would do the same for him.
One day, you joined Dagur in a meeting with an enemy tribe chief to discuss the possibility of peace. Dagur attempted to not let his temper get the best of him. The 'peaceful' discussion he attempted to have with this enemy tribe leader was quickly looking like a lost cause. They had no intentions of respecting Dagur as Tribe Chief and they continued to look down on him as too young and immature despite all his personal growth. Hiccup would've commended him greatly for his self restraint. Dagur had yet to throw a punch or flip a table at the horrifically rude things the chief across from him was saying. Until the chief brought up the rumours of Dagur purposefully hurting his father to become Berserker tribe chief. Dagur flinched, but you flew over the table in nearly one leap and threw the first blow.
It's honestly not your fault; if you asked Dagur, he'd say the chief should've known better since all of the rumours had been addressed and put to rest. He also should've expected retaliation, that's just common sense. The two of you left that meeting hand-in-hand, blood dripping down from your knuckles and mixing together before dripping onto the cobblestone floor, with matching nosebleeds and a cut or two from the hidden dagger the enemy chief pulled on you. The healer of your tribe patched you both up, focusing on scolding you two for being total troublemakers and visiting nearly every second day. She bandaged your knuckles, clotted the bleeding in your noses and as she stitched your cuts, you and Dagur kept eye contact with cheeky smiles you'd expect to see from a couple of trouble-making children. The enemy chief had to be rolled back to their ship in a wheelbarrow due to the severity of their injuries and their nasty concussion from all of the sharp blows to their head.
The Berserkers have a saying...actually they have many sayings, but the one you love the most is 'lovers injured together, stay together'. The Berserkers are of the understanding that bonds are formed best through battle, by fighting together against a common enemy. It'd been proven many times that lovers that fight side-by-side are much stronger. You spend so much time with your loved one, admiring them and wooing them, you pick up on their tiniest behaviours and quirks. Hence, partners are stronger in battle when together. They know how the other will react, strike and dodge and the whole scene simply unravels from there.
During one incidence, you made a tiny slip up by drifting too far from Dagur as you both were surrounded by a few dragon hunters. It ended up being two against one: two dragon hunters against one dragon rider. Dagur fared well, fighting with Berserker shouts and taunts. You held your own very well, however one of the dragon hunters pulled a cheating move. He lined up an attack, faked out, dodged yours and quickly ducked down so the other hunter could jump over his back. He brought his sword down onto your shoulder in a slicing motion and cut deep. Pain suddenly shot through your shoulder, travelling up and down your arm and across your collarbone, you couldn't help the cry that escaped past your lips despite your best efforts to stand tall and retaliate.
In an instant, Dagur's head turned to you and he watched as you rapidly brought your leg up and clocked the dragon hunter in the head as hard as you could. He stumbled back which gave you time to regain a firm grip on your sword and slice across the chest of the other surprised dragon hunter. He toppled over to the ground and grasped at his chest as blood steadily flowed out. Your injury burned with pain, yet you kept a firm gaze on the asshole that dealt the blow. He slowly stood back up and looked at his injured partner with fear glazing his eyes. You took that as an opportunity to advance and you swung your sword to his neck. He locked back in and deflected your blows, backing up and he did so. So you continued to advance, backing him into a corner.
Dagur watched in concern, seeing how much blood had escaped from your shoulder and seeped into your tunic. Yet, he continued to deflect his own opponents attacks. He had multiple cuts and scrapes at that point and decided the sooner the battle was over, the better. He turned back to his two opponents and kicked the feet out from under the hunter closest to him. Next, he went to swing his sword at the other hunter's shoulder, and as the dragon hunter held his sword up to block, Dagur switched his maneuver and instead threw a punch straight to his nose. The hunter went stumbling back, hitting his head on the ground as he fell. His partner stood up and advanced to defend him, but it was of little use. Dagur now had the upper hand in the fight and they knew it. He easily deflected each attack sent his way before he knocked his opponent to the ground. He brought his sword down into both their chests and then left the two injured and defeated dragon hunters where they lie. He turned to watch you once more. You had also ended your fight.
You had successfully backed the dragon hunter up into a corner and saw a shadow slowly approach from behind. You didn't let on; you instead threw a surprise roundhouse kick to the hunter in front of you before you quickly rolled to the side using your good shoulder. The dragon hunter behind you had swung his sword in a downward motion just as you dodged and rolled to the side, and instead the blow landed on his teammate, cutting deep into his hip and thigh. Their fearful eyes locked with one another. While they were dazed and distracted, you pierced the standing hunter through his stomach and kicked him to the side once you were done with him. Next you jabbed your sword into his partner's chest and watched him for a moment more to ensure he didn't stand back up. Neither hunter had the energy, or blood, to remain conscious and continue the fight. You had also begun feeling faint, lightheaded and dizzy.
It felt like you were walking on air with each step you took. Like the ground beneath you was both there, and not there. Dagur was by your side in an instant, letting you lean against him as you walked. You both walked to your dragons at a slow and easy pace. Your dragons had been tangled up by the hunter's ropes and immobilized by the heavy balls of metal that weighed the rope down. Dagur carefully sat you down on a rock before he cut the dragons loose. Then he picked you up and positioned you on the back of his dragon, sitting up behind you to ensure you would not fall off during the flight home. Your dragon nudged your calf and gave you a little lick as if to ask, 'are you okay?'. With a smile, you leaned down just low enough to pet the dragon's nose.
Whilst you pet your dragon, Dagur reached into his saddlebag and pulled out some bandages. He tightly wrapped your shoulder and offered you a drink of water. Once your wound was covered, he ordered both dragons to fly back home. They took off. Dagur's dragon was aware of his second passenger's injury and made sure to fly in a steady, straight line at a quick, but easy speed. During the flight, you had passed out a few times. Dagur let your head fall back onto his chest. He kept one arm around your waist as the other directed his dragon. You weren't sure when you arrived back home, but you were very aware of the stinging in your shoulder when the tribe healer began to clean the wound. Once she had cleaned the wound, she stitched it up and packed some herbs over top to prevent infection. She wrapped your shoulder in bandages and then turned to Dagur's injuries. He had many little cuts and scrapes and she simply had to sigh and proceed. He guiltily rubbed the back of his neck and let her clean, stitch up and bandage each cut and each scrape. This took quite a little while and once she was finished, the healer couldn't help the sigh of relief that escaped her.
Finally, you both were patched up and ready for a good sleep. But Dagur didn't let you. He took you to your hut and made sure you ate some of Heather's cooking before you slept. He was prepared to beg, but Heather cooked for the both of you without any complaint. She was quite used to you both being excellent fighters, but bad cooks. She cooked up two plates of mutton, gravy and eggs and it was absolutely delicious. The mutton practically melted in your mouth and was seasoned with salt, pepper and some other spices you couldn't remember. Heather showed you a few times, but you never could remember what each and every individual spice and herb tasted like. But when added to food, or gravy, they tasted divine. Especially on an empty stomach, which as you know makes all food taste good.
After dinner, you and Dagur decided to share the same bed as he was too tired to walk back to his own hut. You both were far too exhausted to do anything else, like taking a little evening walk together as you usually did. Instead, you and Dagur said goodnight to Heather, blew out all the candles and curled up together under some nice warm furs and you let sleep envelope you immediately.
Can we get some more Dagur x reader, please?? Maybe some hurt/comfort, be it physical hurt, or maybe they had a fight and need to make up, I have no specific idea, just looking for fluff! đŤś
âËŕżá°.á DOWN IN THE DARK
dagur x reader
word count: 4.75k
reader is a dragon rider. during an attack, their dragon gets shot down. dagur goes after them.
cw: violence, but i feel that's a given. some swearing, astrid says "fuck" exactly once. (y/n) is used exactly once, (d/n) is used in place of the reader's dragon's name.
a/n: this took far longer than i was expecting, and also ended up being much longer than i was expecting. so sorry for the wait but!! it's finally done!! hope you like it <33
You were a star, blazing through the night sky. A black emptiness surrounded you, punctuated by the fire plummeting through the sky. You were a falling star, breaking from a constellation, and you were quite sure you were going to die.Â
Funny, how time slowed during a crisis. You had what felt like all the time in the world to assess your situation, and yet, you knew there was nothing to be done about it. You may have been thinking slowly, but you were falling fast. There was nothing yourself, your dragon, or anyone else could do.
You werenât the only star in the sky, but you were the only one descending to the earth. The wind was deafening, but just over it, you could hear a voice calling to you. A shout reduced to a whisper in your ears.
It was supposed to be an easy mission, the kind you'd already gone on a hundred times. A surprise attack under cover of night, raining destruction from above on the hunters' camp. Normally, you had no trouble with these missions. You would have executed your part perfectly, and then you would have gone home to celebrate a job well done. It was as simple as that. So how had you gone wrong here? Had their aim improved, or did the fault lie with you and your own failings?
However it had happened, you were here now. A net was tangled in your dragon's wing, making it impossible to stay in the air. Try as you might, you couldn't untangle it, not while they were panicking and thrashing about. You nearly fell off just trying.
So here you were, the woods below racing towards you. The falling star was about to fizzle out. Your only hope lay with your dragon, that perhaps they'd pull off a miracle.
And thankfully for you, a miracle they did pull.
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The longer Dagur found himself allied with the Grimborns, the more he thought it to be a mistake.
The alliance made sense at the time. They were both dragon hunters, their goals appeared to align. More importantly than anything else, they had a common enemy. But where Dagur was focused on revenge, Viggo was much more interested in profits. It might not have been so large a problem, but Dagur kept getting roped into things that really had nothing to do with him. It felt more like being an employee than an ally.
This trip, at least, was a bit more his speed. The Grimborns' usual source of changewing acid had dried up, so they'd sent out a hunting party to replace it, Dagur at its head. This was just the kind of job he liked to pull off. Changewings were tricky beasts, with their tendency to vanish into thin air, and Dagur loved a challenge. He would have to keep a few alive for Viggo, but after that? He would have the run of the island.
The hunting party had arrived on site the previous day. They got camp set up, erecting their tents and making sure their defenses were ready. Dagur had led a few men out today, but they found nothing of significance. A few critters were scurrying about, but there was a notable lack of dragons. Odd, considering the island was reported to be crawling with the things. Hopefully they'd have better luck tomorrow.
The sun had just set on the island, leaving the hunters to their supper. The scent of roasted boar wafted through the air, but Dagur had already had enough. He was sitting on the ground by his tent, watching the sky. That seemed to be where his eyes usually came to rest. It probably read as paranoid to others. He was always on the lookout for attack, but he had his reasons. An attack meant bloodshed, chaos, a chance to take down his nemesis. And it also meant getting a glimpse of you.
"Done eating?" A shadow cast over his face, and Heather came into view. She was standing over him, one hand on her hip and the other holding a plate of food. Dagur had been overjoyed when his sister returned to him, and he much preferred when she came on expeditions with him, but he hadn't been expecting her to tag along on this one. The one thing she refused to give up was her dragon, and he knew very well she didn't like seeing any of the scaly things come to harm. Volunteering for a hunting trip was out of character for her. But he who was he to refuse her company? Especially after so long without her. So, he'd accepted it without much question.
"Ugh, I've had more than enough." Dagur gagged. "These idiots couldn't cook a good meal to save their lives." He was pretty sure he'd eaten dirt that tasted better than whatever it was he'd just consumed.
Heather dropped down next to him with her food. She hadn't tried it yet, so she took a bite to see what he meant. "Hm⌠Yeah, it's not great, I'll give you that." She sat there, considering the taste for a second. "Should've cooked it longer," she concluded. " And I think they roasted it heavier on one side than the other."
"We really pulled the short straw with these guys, huh?" He snickered. Dagur's gaze finally broke from the sky, falling instead to his sister. She'd been back for a good few months now, and he was happy to have her back. Sure, she acted a bit strangely, and her dragon was freaky. Honestly, he felt she'd forgiven him too quickly. But she was his sister, and it would be stupid to complain about forgiveness. The dragon left him alone for the most part, so everything was okay in his books.
He had almost everything he wanted.
Almost.
You were that missing piece that remained stubbornly out of reach. Each time you met, he'd beg you to come with him, and each time, you'd staunchly refuse. But maybe, someday, you'd change your mind. You'd finally realize this was the better option, and Dagur would stop staring at the sky. You could bring your dragon, he wouldn't mind, just as long as you were there.
Speaking of dragons, Windshear had come to rest behind her rider. That wasn't particularly surprising, she went everywhere with Heather. But right now, something seemed off with the dragon. She was alert, her gaze darting across the camp. It was like she expected something to jump out at her any second. Maybe not an unreasonable assumption, in all honesty - most people in this camp would jump at the chance to harvest a razorwhip's scales.
"Does that thing ever relax?" He asked, scooting away from Windshear's restless tail. It wouldn't be the first time he'd gotten cut by being too close to her.
"She's just a little on edge," Heather answered, reaching up to press a hand to her dragon's nose. "She's in an unfamiliar environment with unfamiliar people. She can probably sense there are other dragons on the island. She'll calm down after a few days."
He sincerely hoped she was right about that. Dagur didn't want to be around that thing while it was on edge. He'd learned to tolerate Windshear more than most dragons, but if he had to fight her, he would, and he didn't want to have to do anything to his sister's pet in front of her.
Instead of dwelling on the thought, he turned back to the sky. It was purely out of habit, he wasn't really expecting anything to happen. The chances that the riders had found out about this particular hunt without an inside informant was near impossible. All he was expecting to find were stars.
And he did find the stars, but he didn't find only the stars.
He jumped to his feet right as the first explosion hit.
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It was Hiccup who fired the first shot.
The hunters' camp was right where Heather had said it would be, and it was just as she'd described it - occupied by a couple dozen men, and defended by three catapults. At least, it had been defended by three catapults, until you struck.
You watched as the first of three exploded into splinters. Instantly, the clearing below erupted into shouts, men scrambling for their weapons and trying to avoid the debris that had once been their protection. You had the advantage of surprise, but it would last for long.
The goal was to do as much damage as quickly as possible, forcing them to leave the island without their supplies. The top priority was their weapons. Once you didn't have to worry about being fired at, you could move on to other matters.
Wordlessly, the formation broke. By now, the hunters had gotten ahold of their crossbows, but arrows whizzing past your face was nothing new. You trusted your dragon. Their reflexes were far more refined than yours, and you knew they'd keep you out of harm's way. You were focused on the larger weapons, one of which was loaded and aimed at you.
â(D/n), catapult!â You barely had to say it before your dragon was barrel-rolling out of the way. That was a wasted shot - good. It would take them time to reload, giving you time to retaliate.
You leaned forward and prompted your dragon to dive. Your descent was steep, bringing you so close to the ground, one might've thought you were landing. You continued to fly low over their camp, and from your dragon's mouth, a stream of fire followed. Before you, men scattered. You brought fire as though it were rain, and destruction rained upon their camp. In this moment, you were to be feared.
In the split second before you pivoted back upwards, you came face to face with him. Spiked red hair, beard to match, a scar across his face. You were mere feet apart. You werenât shocked to see him, but he certainly looked shocked to see you.
Then, you were making the steep climb through the air, leaving Dagur behind.
You always felt odd, coming face to face with him. Youâd been friends, once, before the dragons. Even after that, your interactions had always reflected more than what was warranted. There was a time you had found yourself alone with him, and by the time you took your leave, everything had changed between the two of you.
You eagerly awaited each meeting just as much as you dreaded each meeting.
You were back in the sky, gliding just out of reach of their arrows. You made a quick scan of the clearing below, now lit by your handiwork. While youâd been burning a path through the camp, the second catapult had been taken out. That meant there was only one left to worry about, and Astrid was already en route to take care of it.
That was your fatal mistake, assuming that she had it under control. You saw her and immediately took all attention off the weapon. If you'd been watching, you would've seen it coming. But you weren't. You didn't know anything was wrong until you heard Astrid shouting, and by then, you had already been hit.
Your body shook with the impact, and down you went. Down, down, through the air, through the trees, time slowing to a crawl, and you were gone.
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The past few minutes had been a complete whirlwind.
Dagur was born on the battlefield. It was his happy place. Seeing that man without blood on his hands felt a bit like looking at an unfinished painting. Unfortunately, it was quite difficult from him to get blood on his hands when his opponents were playing a particularly intense game of keep-away in the sky.
"Damn it, have none of you shot a dragon before?" He shouted over the din. The camp had broken into largely useless chaos - some men went for their weapons, but others were running around like headless chickens, contributing absolutely nothing to the fight. "Aim for the dodge, idiots, aim for the dodge! Someone get me a fucking crossbow!"
Clearly, the men Viggo had sent with them were incompetent. Dagur lost sight of Heather shortly after she mounted her dragon, but the Gronckle was also missing. She must have chased him off. What was that rider's name? He could never remember. Birdarms? Something like that. That was besides the point - Heather was gone, and everyone else was plain stupid. If anything was going to be done, Dagur would have to do it himself.
Dagur continued shouting orders as he looked for a weapon. He'd been stupid to let his guard down. You should never be caught in battle unarmed. He was running for the hunting supplies when the wind rushed past him. The field was afire, and he was eye to eye with a dragon. Not just any of dragon, your dragon. There you were, mere feet from him. He could reach out and touch you, if he wanted. Your eyes glistened in the light of the fire, meeting his own.
You were most beautiful when you were wreaking havoc.
And just like that, you were gone. Dagur stood there in awe, though he knew he should be grabbing something to shoot with. That always happened when you were with the riders. Curse you for being such a distraction - it put him at a distinct disadvantage. That probably wouldn't be remedied if you were by his side, but at least it wouldn't come with that ache in his chest.
Dagur was brought back to his senses by the heat. Everything was on fire, including the majority of the camp's equipment. Only one catapult remained, to the detriment of everyone on the ground. Something needed to be done. He'd finally found a weapon, a crossbow discarded on the ground. Someone must have dropped it in their hurry to get out of your way.
He loaded an arrow into the crossbow. Now, he was ready to shoot anyone who descended far enough that they'd be in range. Oh, how he'd love to bring Hiccup down on that dragon of his.
Unfortunately, it was not Toothless who would be hit tonight.
"IT'S A HIT!" He heard someone call. Finally, those idiots had landed a blow on someone. He looked up in delight, hoping to see a nightfury falling to the earth, but he would not be so lucky. It wasn't a nightfury, or a zippleback, or even a gronckle. It was your dragon that was plunging down to the woods.
"Shit-" he mumbled under his breath. He ought to stay here and keep the situation under control. He was the head of the party, and his second in command was absent. But the situation was already out of control, wasn't it? It was all burning. Whatever they managed to save wouldn't be enough to sustain them. No matter where it went from here, they were leaving this island empty-handed. Why should he stay?
He sprinted off with his crossbow, away from the camp and into the woods. The air got cooler the further he got from the fire. He'd come up with some excuse later. He was making sure you were truly dead, maybe, ensuring you wouldn't be a problem. He was already a loose cannon. No one would be surprised by his elopement.
It wasn't hard to pinpoint where you'd gone down. Your descent had caused a lot of damage. A path of mangled trees marked your path; all he had to do was follow it.
And there you were. He could only barely see you, just the top of your head. The rest was obscured by your dragon. A majestic beast, to be sure, but heavily injured. They were bleeding from several gashes cut by tree branches, and their wing was still tangled in the net. He doubted they could even fly in this state. And yet, despite their injuries, they were still fiercly protective of you.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Dagur stepped back as the overgrown reptile snarled at him. They were shielding you with one wing, and though they was snapping their jaws at him, they weren't advancing. They didn't seem eager to leave your side. "Calm down! You don't gotta set the forest on fire!"
You blacked out around the time you hit the trees. It was a small mercy, saving you from the sensation of your skin ripping open, but only a small one. Once you woke, you could feel every ounce of pain shooting through your body. It would have been a lot worse if (d/n) hadn't cushioned your fall. They'd taken the worst of it, and yet they were still trying to protect you, even now at their lowest.
It occurred to you, once you were fully conscious, that you should probably question what they were protecting you from.
There was someone there, a person. Not one of your friends, or (d/n) wouldn't be so hostile. A hunter come to finish you off, most likely, or so you thought until you heard him speak.
"(D/n), down." Something cracked in your ribs as you sat up. Something else cracked as you soothed your dragon, bringing their wing away from its defensive position. Gods above, it hurt like Hel. The fact you were even upright was a miracle.
Though confused, you dragon lowered their wing, retreating behind you so you were leaning against them. Sure enough, there he was, crossbow in hand. He was staring at your dragon like they would attack at any moment. Maybe not an unwarranted assumption, but as long as you told them to stand down, they would.
Dagur took a cautious step forward, waiting for a reaction. When your dragon didn't lunge for him, he dashed to your side. "Holy shit, how are you conscious right now?"
You weren't in good shape, to say the least. You were bleeding in a few places, but for the most part, you had been saved from anything catastrophically bloody. Your left arm was at an odd angle, definitely broken, but your other limbs seemed fine. Your ribs were another story, if your breathing was any indicator. Overall, while it wasn't good, it could be significantly worse.
"It's okay, it's okay," he started chanting. His words weren't particularly convincing, but they seemed to be more for his benefit than yours. "Just a couple of broken bones. No biggie, right? You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be just fine."
"Would you stop that?" Oh, talking hurt. Every word felt like a dagger was being driven into your chest. And yet, you pushed through it.
"Stop what?"
"Talking to yourself like a crazy person." As if that wasn't exactly what he was. You didn't earn the epithet "The Deranged" for nothing.
"Oh, I'm sorry for trying to be comforting." You didn't find his panicked speech particularly comforting, but maybe it was helping him. Clearly he was shaken if he'd broken off from camp to find you. If that tidbit got back to the Grimborns, their trust with him would certainly take a hit. Then again, you had just set said camp on fire, so maybe leaving was the better choice regardless.
While you were alternating between considering such things and finding yourself overwhelmed by how badly it hurt, the man kneeling before you was trying to decide on a plan of action. Dagur wasn't a stranger to injury by any means. It came with life on the battlefield. But the forest floor was not the best place to set a bone, especially next to a dragon he was pretty sure would bite his head clean off if you showed any sign of discomfort. And yet, what else was there for him to do?
"Okay, (y/n), I'm going to try and set the bone back in place-"
"No!" To his great confusion, you reached up to stop him. "If you set the bone-" You were cut off by a sharp pain shooting through your body. The pain in your arm was really quite dull next to that in your chest - you must have at least two broken ribs, since the pain wasn't relegated to one side. Maybe more.
You took a moment to compose yourself before continuing. "If you set it, Gothi won't have to, and she'll know someone else did. It'll raise questions." You paused again, wishing the pain would pass. It did not. "Wait for the others."
Wait for the others. It was sound advice, sure, but when would your peers come for you? The selfish part of Dagur, the part that would usually prevail, hoped it wouldn't be for a while. Each moment with you was precious, and this moment would pass as soon as your friends came for you. But it was different this time. You needed to get out of here and see a healer, and for once, he wanted you to leave as soon as possible.
"Well, I'm not leaving you alone here."
Of course he wasn't. Truthfully, you didn't want him to. You didn't want to be lost here, hurt and alone with a dragon liable to kill themself trying to keep you safe. You didn't want the pain to be the only thing keeping you company.
So you didn't protest when he settled in next to you. He came to sit next to you, on the side of your good arm. He seemed nervous being so close to your dragon, but when they didn't attack him, he relaxed.
There you sat, leaning back against your dragon with Dagur sitting at your side. It was hard to focus on much beyond your hurting chest. Every so often, your dragon would growl at something in the darkness. As much pain as you were in, you were more worried about them than yourself. You wished there was something you could do, but you'd just have to wait for the other riders.
Dagur, feeling pretty helpless himself, was left holding your hand. You would hold it limply, most of your strength gone at the moment, but every so often you would squeeze hard. It was a reflex that came with the sudden bursts of pain.
You weren't sure how long you sat there in silence. Dagur never remained quiet for long, but he rarely found himself in this situation. He didn't know what to do with himself, sitting next to a loved one in pain. The logical thing, he thought, would be to treat the injury, but you'd already refused that. Comfort didn't come naturally to him, so would it not be better to keep his mouth shut?
For potentially the first time ever, you were the one to break the silence. "Tell me about your day?" You asked. You needed something besides your broken bones to focus on - it felt like you'd go crazy otherwise. "Or whatever else you want to talk about, anything's fine."
You were asking for sound. You were giving him instructions, and he finally had something to do.
To your great relief, as well as his, he started to talk.
"I'm really starting to think Viggo's an idiot," he started. "Either that, or he's setting me up for failure." You honed in on his voice. Not many people would think of it as calming - no, it had this underlying madness to it, this sort of sound that made you expect maniacal laughter at any moment. But it wasn't about the voice itself for you, it was about who the voice belonged to. You'd learned that hearing his voice meant you were safe. No matter how far you fell, he was always there waiting on the ground.
"You wouldn't believe how stupid the people he sends with us are. I mean, I thought my crew was bad, but gods, it's like these guys never learned basic life skills! It's a miracle no one's died on this trip yet. Well, not that I know of, anyway. I'm pretty sure you set one guy on fire back there, so uh, don't know how he's doing." He broke into a short laugh. Only he would find the image of one of his own on fire to be funny. There was something wrong in that brain of his, but then again, there had to be something messed up in your own to match it.
"Sorry about that." Whispering didn't negate the struggle that came with talking, but it eased it a little bit. Then again, it could just as easily have been a placebo effect. "In my defense, he was in the way. It's not easy to divert (d/n)'s path when they're already going."
"No hard feelings. It's probably better for him in the long run - maybe he'll remember how to think while he's out of commission!" You could feel his laughter next to you as much as hear it. He thought his own jokes were so funny, and while that was an annoying trait in most people, you liked to hear his laugh. It was as loud and boisterous and him.
Being next to him felt right. This was right, and yet, it wouldn't stick. Not as long as you were you, and he was him. Both of you knew that. It always came to an end, and it would end again tonight.
And as much as Dagur wanted to ask you to come with him, he knew better. This wasn't a night for dredging up that argument. It was bad enough seeing you slumped over from your injuries - he didn't want to start a fight with you on top of it.
That was something special about you. He didn't want to fight with you. Anyone else he was ready to face, to scream at and bash open and rip to pieces, but that wasn't what you deserved. You weren't an ant to be crushed under his boot. You were more than anyone.
The clock on your time together was ticking down. This was never going to be a particularly long meeting. The fight had been basically over when Dagur ran from it, and the dragon riders had an annoying tendency to never leave each other behind. He was telling you about supper that night when he heard the first shout for you.
You didn't hear it at first, lost in the constraints of your physical body and the small comfort of his voice. You didn't know anything was happening until he abruptly stopped talking. He moved away from you, and your eyes snapped open. There you saw him, now standing, looking up at the sky.
He was going to leave. You knew it was for the best, but you still wished it could be different.
He knelt back down, grabbing his crossbow from where it had been left on the ground. You took a moment to memorize how he looked in the moonlight, how his silhouette glowed.
Then, he pressed a kiss to the top of your head. "I better see you in the sky again, or I'm coming to get you myself."
He stood back up, began to retreat, and then the moonlight was blocked out.
There was a loud thud next to your dragon, who finally seemed to drop their guard with the arrival of the cavalry. Stormfly's tail bristled, poised like a scorpion's stinger, and Astrid jumped before her dragon was fully on the ground.
"Get the fuck away!"
One of her axes went flying past Dagur, and he broke into a sprint. When she was sure he'd vanished into the woods, Astrid turned and dropped to her knees in front of you. "Are you okay?! Stormfly, go signal the others!"
You felt the rush of air as Stormfly took off, and you felt the warmth of Astrid's palms as she set them on your shoulders. She was here now. You'd be safe. You and your dragon were going to heal, and everything would be alright.
For a quiet moment, you sat there, letting Astrid assess your injuries. And as she did, you looked over her shoulder, staring in the direction Dagur had run away in.
It wasn't the first time he'd run, and it wouldn't be the last either. But to leave, he had to be there first, and wasn't that the important part? That he'd been there.
You would meet again. And as long as that was the case, you would be happy.
Mermaid!Boyfriend who's always been curious about human bodies. Though half of him is similar to your kind, the other half isnt. So, who better to study than his boyfriend!
Mermaid!Boyfriend who runs his hands along your legs, feeling the smooth skin on them and the body hair. You have a lot more hair than he does, something to do with being a full mammal.
Mermaid!Boyfriend who traces your thighs, feeling the muscles like they're stress balls. They're just so fun to squish and squeeze, especially when he gets to hear those noises from you.
Mermaid!Boyfriend who feels all over your pelvis, seeing how there's no scales leading up to human skin.
Mermaid!Boyfriend who's hand runs between your legs after you allow him to touch that part of you that he loves most about humans.
Mermaid!Boyfriend who's going to claim he needs to do this to you again soon. Strictly so he can learn about human beings more. Definitely.
most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why canât art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy
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Sure, the narrative principle of Chekhovâs gun has its limits, taken literally, it would make any story predictable.
Still, it remains a broadly relevant tool, and Iâm pretty sure that if Chekhov had loved The Pitt S1, heâd have reached for his gun in frustration after watching S2.
And hereâs a list probably not even exhaustive of all the Chekhovâs guns that were apparently just there for decoration :
AlâHashimi already knowing Samira and Mel ? -> Completely pointless. She has no meaningful interaction with Mel, and the little she has with Mohan, or about Mohan, could just as well have been with someone else. Nothing was done to build any specific dynamic with Robby regarding his mentorship arc throughout the season. Even the scene after the panic attack could've happened about literally anyone, because Robby had just crossed every possible line.
The supposed "boundary work" around Whit(t)aker ? â absolutely no payoff. He still leaves with Amy and pockets Robbyâs keys. And the Langdon subplot only matters if youâre watching through Santosâs lens ; but for him, itâs narratively empty. His dynamic with Langdon was never presented as a boundary problem in the first place. It just shows up out of nowhere, and sure, we can make all the conjectures we want about his hometown, his family, his friendship with SantosâŚthat doesnât change the fact that the show never set anything up on screen about him having a direct issue with Langdon.
Everything related to Mohan ? -> a shameful waste. mirrored dynamic with Robby ? Never developed. Heâs almost consistently snide with her, and thereâs no real moment where he reflects on how he treats her. Her mother and New Jersey thread ? Nothing. Her fellowship search ? Nothing. The tease with Abbot about a recommendation letter, which could have led to an actually interesting scene about her place in the ER, also goes nowhere. Her role as an R4 whoâs supposed to manage the other residents and report back to Robby ? Completely forgotten. Interactions with Langdon now that they were both R4s, both in conflict with Robby ? Of course not. Nothing that was set up ever led to anything new for her.
Al-Hashimiâs approach, which is completely different from Robbyâs -> What was the point in the end ? Other than making us understand that Robby was kind of right to doubt her from the start⌠And yes, you can say whatever you want "youâre not watching the show properly, thatâs not the moral, they show her as competent the whole time,.." okay, sure, and ? That doesnât change the fact that, after spending an entire season always finding something to disqualify her, their final exchange is literally Robby spelling out, point by point, that she shouldnât be working there and that heâs going to talk to the administration. And in her last scene, AlâHashimi basically proves him right by not going home. There were a thousand different ways they could have handled it.
When it was finally her moment to snap, they didnât give her the space to do it, even though it was completely legitimate. Robby still got the last word.
+ The AI question ? No followâthrough. Their philosophies on how to run an ED ? No conclusion. AlâHashimi discovering the mess he keeps sweeping under the rug ? No real fallout. She clearly sees the massive red flags in his mental health, yet she never truly confronts him, even though it keeps blowing up in her face. And donât come at me with realism, this is a written story. They chose what to show. There was clearly a missed arc with AlâHashimiâs introduction in The Pitt and her relationship to Robby.
Instead of Abbot once again, she shouldâve been the one pushing Robby to confront his emotional management but noooope... She was just another casualty of his volatility.
Mckay -> sorry, but you were just the functional character this season. Nothing about her social life, nothing about the stress of being out of sync with her own emotions. She was just there to deliver the season's big lessons.
And donât start telling me itâs all buildâup for season 3. Theyâve made it pretty clear thatâs not how they structure their seasons. And honestly, they shouldâve built season 2 with at least some narrative conclusions, not with more open doors than at the start of the season, given the showâs format.
i love when a character is very clearly going through their own shit badly and is able to be sympathised with yet they are also being awful to others and hurting people who don't deserve it, and the narrative is showing how they got here but not letting them off the hook for being cruel just because they are hurting.
i dont like â what happens when you introduce this type of character to a large fandom