the whimperer

Job satisfaction at all time high for "slime girls who work full time as incredibly skintight sentient body suit for girls" what the industry can learn from this record breaking trend.

The busy entrepreneur on the go can find erotic delight in jacking off to the content warnings without even reading the AO3 literature

I kinda think we should stop using the top/bottom distinction. It comes out of gay male sexuality and maybe it makes sense there but I think in reality it doesn’t really apply to the average lesbian very well. It mostly serves to fence people in, slot people into roles, stereotypes, and foreclose erotic possibilities

nobunny is talking enough about girls topping submissively and adorably and little-style its all about girls being assertive n rough n stuff... its fluffed up...

feeling her get hard in your mouth is nice but what about sucking on her stubbornly soft cock that no amount of swirling your tongue between the foreskin and clit can stiffen, while mumbling that you won't release her until she gets hard and remarking how easy it is to consume her full flaccid length and threatening that if she was really into you she'd get hard and if she stays soft after all the work you're putting in then she clearly doesn't like you, so you end up getting to lazily suck on her sweet soft cock while hearing a dozen teary insistent 'i love you's broken by wet hiccups

i would say that the main downside of being trapped in a gem is that you can't call girls "little miss" without them making a very particular expression at you

What the fuck! Op must have been a prim and proper maid getting humped by a bratty perverted princess when she said this

If I had the strength to show my face, you would see my cute glasses and come to understand that glasses girls are just like you and don't deserve to be subject to abuse and punishment

pretty princess drinking her girl juice (hrt potion mixed with cock enlargement potion)

instant puppy

AND shes gained a ton of weight

when she loses a sword duel to me and sucks my penis to completion: 👍

👎

when she's ugly sobbing because her ideal of justice has my cum smeared all over it: 👍

ive been on tumblr for like two years and im beginning to understand it. like pink text has something to do with gnomes, purple text means you're horny in a certain way, red text has something to do with really long visual novels i think, blue text means you're in a house, green text means you're okay with where the current scene is and want to keep going and experience more of this, but i still dont know what yellow text means

yellow text is the golden truth

sorry i cant tell what you're saying can you try saying it more colorfully

Yellow text is the golden truth!

but that's red? this is getting confusing, sorry.

I don't think yellow text means anything. I think it's the absence of meaning.

when you say it like that, i somehow get the impression that you really need to pee and are holding it in. but maybe that's just my impression of you.

I take it back. The yellow text symbolizes your rotten character and the sickness of your spirit

I don't think it's supposed to be that color. It looks like it's almost orange. Have you been drinking enough water?

THE YELLOW TEXT MEANS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

You feeling okay? Your mask is smiling but you've started talking really loud and increasingly piss-colored. If you need a second we can take a break for you to excuse yourself.

HMPH ,.,.!!!!