Retrograde Riot

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

Mr. Alfred Matthew Yankovic, Normal Man

This absolutely tracks for Phoenix PD. They're bad news - targeting medics and support crew in order to cripple protests, unnecessary violence, intimidation via 'legal kidnapping' and basically using tactics meant for entrenched armed gangs against college kids with signs. This guy isn't a bad apple, he's a representative sample, not that the staties are any better.

And this is why I’m putting Windows 10 on my new PC.

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

One time they just stuck him in a hole in the ground for a whole episode.

My favorite is that Sokka absolutely would've just navigated them out of the desert, so they had to put him on acid the entire time.