infinitely ephemeral.

You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)

Run faster.

Walk like you have back up. That’s what it means for men.

it genuinely took me a minute to realize this meant “walk sexy so they stare at your ass” and not “walk quickly and/or run because you’re in danger.” men are so fucking stupid and have zero conception of what being a woman in public is actually like lol

Oscar de la Renta marketing team lacks powerful women.

fucking this. my immediate reaction was clenching my fists, just reading this.

I swear all the color drained out of my cheeks just reading this, my shoulders tensed up, HELLO ADRENALINE.

Literally did not even occur to me that this sign could mean anything other than a warning, until this post pointed out what it was actually supposed to mean. Jesus fucking christ.

TUBS 😭

I need for apt LOL

Yes yes yes

OMG yes

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

LOL

I don’t know what I even just watched but it really prepared me for the day.

always

LOLOL

REAL LIFE ANGEL

Imma do this to you @buialyssa

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME