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everyone, reading this post: DU HAST MICH

i have a fantasy of turning a CEO into a cute submissive little catboy while i take over his company

Grimes and Elon Musk

why would you do this to my post? to me?

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

Oh yeah babey

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

Free them

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

Jesus fucking Christ

Oh, we have a guy like that in my neighborhood!! I can’t even tell you when or how often he comes but I always know it’s him thanks to that fucking bell. Though the freakiest part is that I’ve never seen the actual vehicle. I’ve only heard the bell.

It isn’t anymore, but it was pretty normal routine in my country up to some decades ago

If Cthulhu is supposed to be so incomprehensible, why do some people draw him as a lil bitch with a tentacle beard and a big ass forehead ??? I can comprehend that, and its stupid

how would we go about drawing a truely horrible, incomprehensible ancient sea monster-demon-god?

*bites onto ur titty and does a deathroll like a crocodile*

Top surgery on a budget

sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?

I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”