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AKA the slow burn FrUk Royal!AU you did (not) need
Chapter: 14/27
Rating: E
Ship: France/England
Summary: When Prince Arthur of Albion is sent away to the glittering court of Dauphiné to tame his rebellious spirit he anticipates only trouble from his kingdom former enemy. Unfortunately for him, troubles tend to come from where one least expect them.
In which Arthur is a feisty prince, Francis a charming courtier and drama ensues
Link in the notes
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Leading role
By Speechless_since_1998
"I should... masturbate? For real? In front of the camera? Here?" he asked, not addressing anyone in particular. He looked around. The bedroom was pretty basic.
"The lighting is a bitch, but the angles are art," Sokka’s voice crackled through the headset, sounding more like a nervous producer than a co-star.
Zuko looked around the room again, though the room was more of a curated vacuum. It was a spartan arrangement of white linens and pale wood, stripped of any personal ornament that might distract from the subject. There were no cameramen in sight—no heavy tripods or buzzing drones—but the air felt heavy with the invisible gaze of a dozen lenses.
"Yeah, I see, it's a good set, but..."
"I know, I know...Ty Lee wants to be completely faithful to the book on which the film is based. So, no allusion. Everything will be real. And I mean, everything."
*
Zuko and Sokka are actors playing two horny hockey players, and Ty Lee believes that all the scenes must be real. And she means all of them.
people should have sex on the first date
100% agree
100% disagree
Reasoning : youre wasting time if you had a bad lay and its not on the first date, plus if they dont like you, its not gonna come down to on whether or not you fucked them on the first date
!!Reminder that these polls & reasonings are from the show, i post them regradless on what my views are, do not harrass anybody in the video!!
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Preliminary Round
Pick your favorite gen read by Ursula Le Guin:
The Left Hand of Darkness
The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
A Wizard of Earthsea
The Word for World is Forest
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Happy (not) Birtday!
By Speechless_since_1998
"He might have put some bugs on you! Or worse! He could have passed you some alien STDs!"
"Hunk!"
"It's not me who had sex with a stranger without protection! After the test, we will go to the infirmary and..."
A ping from the computer saved Lance from one of the most uncomfortable conversations of his life. He didn't expect that the castle database would actually uncover anything – he meant, it wasn't possible that it had the DNA of all their enemies and allies, come on, they weren't in a movie – but fate would have it that that particular DNA was already in the database from the beginning.
"You gotta be kidding me," he said, not knowing if it was a huge cosmic joke or not.
"Well... at least now we're sure we won't have to worry about any surprise attack," Hunk tried to say, trying to be reassuring, but failing across the board.
For once, Pidge didn't comment, frowning thoughtfully.
On the screen, the name KEITH KOGANE was written in large letters.
(Lance celebrates his birthday late and alone. Thankfully, a charming stranger decides to turn things around. And, in reality, the man is not really a stranger as Lance believes)
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.
Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)
Based on this
Keith, looking at Lance while he is with a girl, pissed.
Pidge: Uhm, someone is jealous.
Keith: Me? Jealous? Of course not! Lance can do whatever he wants!
Pidge: He can, and she is pretty nice.
Keith: Yeah...she is...she didn't insult him, made him sad, uncomfortable or angry. She listens to him,makes him laugh...they are friends...a good team...
Pidge: Keith...
Keith: It's not fair. Why she can do it and I can't? Why it's so easy for her?
Worthless
By Speechless_since_1998
The silence between them was heavy, an impenetrable leaden blanket. He hated not being able to understand what was going on in his mind. Once upon a time, he'd been better at understanding Uncle Clark.
Now they felt like strangers.
“No.”
Dick's eyes widened. “What?”
“You won't get the cowl.”
"What...why?”
"You won't get it, because Cassandra is going to get the cowl."
( Gotham's needs Batman. Dick needs his mother. It was only natural he will be the next Batman. Clark has other ideas.)
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we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you
What else is there?
Keith: I need to be drugged.
Shiro: What?
Keith: I need to be drugged with a truth serum because I fucked up so bad with Lance. Shiro. I need him to believe me.
Shiro: Just...you know, what did I expect from you two?
In the name of the father
By Speechless_since_1998
"I'm so disappointed in you, Damian,” she said, going straight to the point. She didn't intend to waste time.
The boy stiffened, feeling as if a knife were held to his throat. But that wasn't the case; she'd never hurt him – not like she already did. Talia just wanted to make Damian understand.
"Mother, why…”
"I don't come to Gotham often," Talia didn't let him speak. "And I'm sorry, because I'd like to see you more and spend more time together. Now, imagine how I felt when you called me mother, and your father by his name when we were together earlier."
She saw him purse his lips in a thin line. "He's okay with that, mother, he never punished me for..."
Oh, her sweet, foolish, naïve son. Bruce wasn't okay with that. Not at all.
[It was supposed to be a family dinner. But Talia doesn't approve of how Damian is growing, and it's not Bruce's fault]
@loonstar4477 @imsorrybruce @whatalovelydaytodie @occasionalauthoring @whatwhump @ilovemybruciewayne @nikiexe0
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Circe :)
Peacock based Sthenelus design, taken straight out of my weeks (months) old drafts.
