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Ur mom must be walking with rhythm, the way she's disturbing my worm 😳

I think the best thing I’ve ever done for my mind is literally just be like “idk man they’re just weird people” and move on w my life without psychoanalyzing…….. like I literally think I just rewired my brain w a single sentence

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

jerk off in front of spiders (0/5)

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

you couldn't comprehend the abominations women will be attracted to

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

you don't like bajo? 🪕? plunk plunk?

drugs are literally so good they’re like a drug to me

factual