as the name implies,

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

“it was their second to last day”

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

something either is or isnt happening to me

obviously the whole "asexuals write good smut" thing is overblown and not universal but i do think it's funny how many ace people ive met whose approach seems to be "well if nothing is sexy then everything is." like yeah i do find all people about as attractive as a pile of rocks but maybe this means i can find the eroticism in that pile of rocks. a pile of rocks could be kink. everything is possible.

despite everything, it’s still you (derogatory)

official library post