robo wop

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

O h m y g o d

My advice when folks are struggling with writing in the third-person omniscient is to Lemony Snicket it up. Give your omniscient narrator strong opinions about what’s going on. Don’t fall into the trap of assuming that the third-person omniscient perspective must also use the objective voice; those are two separate things, and many of the most popular and successful writers who’ve written in the third-person omniscient do not, in fact, use the objective voice.

“Willingness to admit the narrative has a voice” is, I think, a big part of what makes young adult literature so much more engaging than a lot of books marketed at adults, particularly adult men.

“Lemony Snicket it up” is a very good phrase and very good advice

I just appreciate seeing third-person omniscient recognized as an actual POV, because people are often dismissive of it (and yes, this is good)

this is the kind of content i came here for

I hate this so fucking much i saw this during band and i kept thinking about it and i couldnt play my part because i kept rememberingthis fucking thing and he didnt even show up and i kept cracking up and he didnt even show up to the PARTYY

He didnt even show up to the partyy he

Yo I saw that one when I was down there! I had no idea that ad was for a freaking law firm! 😂😂😂

It’s true and you should say it

^All of this.

WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!

WTF IS THIS?!?!?! 

its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

you just know that after edward became a vampire and he was trying to grapple with the fact that he was a “monster” that he would go outside at night, see a mosquito or some shit, chuckle to himself and then say out loud “you know, you and i aren’t so different, pal” and then like fucking sob

black boys in gymnastics would be undefeated

Super human

You didn’t even need the caption fam . We were going to support you regardless.

this is every single person that ignores the content warnings about something and then get upset when it’s an adult/mature work that has sexual or upsetting content when it’s properly marked

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.