Mountain Espionage

girl can’t you hear my scratching :(

u all want a catgirl gf until she tries to eat your goldfish

fake

bakugo. dont say that.

[ID: Art of a black woman with tendrils of rainbow weaving through her hair. Her hair and tights are patterned with stars. All around her are tiny hot-air balloons in various colors.]

[id: a painting of a necromancer surrounded by ghosts. The ghosts are painted as single, thick brushstrokes downwards, mingling pink, white and black in streaks. The only details they have are eyes, a pair of white dots on each ghost. The necromancer is in the centre, a rough figure painted in a darker pink. It has the same white dot eyes as the ghosts, and white hands in front of it. It also has a halo, made up of a teal green circle and lines radiating out to each side. It’s embellished with white dots and radiating lines inside the halo. ]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

i don't want to see one hot take about the new star wars content. not ONE. i don't CARE about your unique and controversial opinion. only ICE COLD takes from here on out. for example, some parts of the star wars movies take place on ships, while other parts take place on planets.

There are some characters in Star Wars

thre are characters in star wars! and what’s particularly interesting is that many of those characters have names.

matching couple shirts that say "bearer of the curse" on one of them and ,"the curse" on the other

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

lamenting my anguish online

ok wait I can't decide whether it's funnier if Garfield the Deals Warlock wasn't inoculated and just heard static all over the moonbase OR if Lucretia met him and said hell yeah brother drink up

If he's a cat, Lucretia could have also just become aware of him as he was on top of the tank, drinking from it and not taking "hey! You! Get down!" As an order worth following

im taking away language until yall learn how to act

[id: four replies. the first is from @areallycreativeusername and is blank. the second is from @himborc and says “bunga unga bunga bunga”. the third is from @circusbird and says “tower of babel”. the fourth is from @bimbogynous and is jumbled letters- “bbj. ajjsbf. lalsbfnjd. ghy.” end id]

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

[Text ID: a tumblr reblog by milf-adjacent reading, "Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally." End ID.]

[ID: a screenshot of someone’s Tumblr mobile dash, showing the op, kawaiite-mage, having reblogged the same post at least 4 times consecutively. The post is by nightshiftmp3 and reads “business major (derogatory)”. /end ID]

Sam praying on May 18 2020: Jack I know you're God now but do you want a regular cake or a cookie cake