SO EMPTY & SO COLD

does the “i slept with you the other day and i didnt know we had a mutual friend and now we’re sitting across each other for brunch and it’s awkward because i ran out when you were asleep” au exist bc i need that fic

I want a plot where two people have a one night stand. I don’t want them to wake up and just magically be in love. I want there be awkwardness and maybe some time avoiding each other. I want them to slowly become friends and get jealous when they go on dates. I want them to deny their feelings and slowly fall in love. Someone give me this seriously just like this and I’ll message you.

🌟–– we had a really ugly break-up and didn’t talk for a long time but oh hey, you’re at this party too and we’ve had a few drinks and now we’re kissing and … oh, all that wasn’t supposed to happen tonight but we’re sort of on better terms now and yikes!!! i might be falling for you again … PLS GIVE THIS TO ME!!!

i know you probably don’t know that i have a crush on you, but do you really have to walk around the apartment practically naked ??

give me a plot where   muse a   and   muse b   are broken up and they’re both taking it   REALLY   hard. but instead of doing   post-relationship   threads we can do   F L A S H B A C K   paras   !!   big fights leading up to the split, the first time they slept together, the   last   time they slept together, little disagreements that lead up to   HUGE   disagreements that go down in public, cute trips that they took to the city, visits with the future in-laws, big events where future plans were made   (   plans that evidently fell through   ),   the day they met, their first kiss, all that good shit okay just give it to me but make it   h e a r t b r e a k i n g   because we’ll know it doesn’t work out at the end. something kind of like   eternal sunshine   except no memory-wiping or whatever

really quick, can there be a legitimate sour exes plot? from both ends, not just the typical salty muse and the better off muse. they’re both equally torn up about the fact that they’re no longer together. so of course they’re going to do any and everything to get each other out of their minds. parties, drinking, hookups. then it takes a turn and becomes strategic, as it always does, postings on social media when they suspect the other to be on said app. one of them being home when the other is out and seeing this and being childish on social media sites as well due to jealousy and infuriation. both muses not acting their ages at all and pettily texting each other incredibly passive things about their recent endeavors. both knowing that they deeply care about each other, but they’re too stubborn to own up to the fact that they’re not meant to be. so instead of trying to fix it they keep going in an endless cycle of drunk texts, calls, belligerent and abrupt wake ups in the early morning with the other a their house angrily crying and the other calming them and then all the memories rush back and they leave and it’s the same shit but a different day.