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deadbeat parentified child

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me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.
me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.
imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere
car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account
Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they
blast my stupid baja life

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あっついね
It's too hot today
This show had ZERO fucking oversight it’s actually good
They’re all nonbinary
There’s an entire section of just among us VR
The animation for the imposter is noticeably better than the rest of the show
There’s a 12 Angry Men bit
Most of the crewmates hate capitalism
There’s completely unnecessary amounts of blood and sorta brutal deaths
The characters cuss and occasionally flip each other off
Absolutely dumb visual gags
There’s an entire half an episode where they get high on oxygen deprivation and hamster pile naked
During that same bit one of the crew mates is just played by a guy in an inflatable costume in front of a green screen
And all of it is just played completely fucking straight
"They just played it completely fucking straight" is the best part of this show
Capulets vs Montagues
Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

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Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies
It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there
Emergency baby
[Francisco de Goya]
The beast looks in horror as it sees the weight of its sins
me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs
Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer
me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!
Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!
me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now
Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!
The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

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I think this is one of the craziest videos I’ve ever seen