just no time to die

unplugging your phone from the charger is like picking a fruit.

checking the battery level to see if it's ripe yet

elevator smell is so libidinous

You are always using words

well they’re just sitting there

me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

1. Turns around and displays implants 2. The stance with the mountain view to get the thigh gap silhouette 3. The nervous on camera smile of the caterer? Cook? 4. The wide shot of them dancing

my favorite thing is that she can’t spell guatemalan

“Conscious community” ok girl that’s a resort tip your fucking servers

I am one thousand percent convinced this is some new white person cult?

hot new meme: saying “society if (thing that’s already true)” and just posting pictures of normal cities

*gets lost after doing that*

not to sound like a boomer but i think millenials should stop giving 1 - 10 yearolds their own tablets/ipads or let them roam around the internet willy nilly