anyway...coys

so i pick up various sizes of strapless bra and i start with the size that i was currently wearing and it didn't even go half way round my back. so im like oh god not a good start. go up a band size. too big no matter what cup size i try. try literally every other strapless bra on and just not one of them fits. im in tears in the m&s changing room. weird lady int he cubical next to me goes to my mum 'aw this is nice for you and your daughter i wish my mum was still around to help me out' IM IN TEARS I AM NOT HAVING A NICE TIME. i pick the original bra up again. it is not my usual size. it is 2 band sizes smaller. no wonder it didn't fucking fit. tried that band size and a cup size down because they dont have the cup size i wanted and it did fit but would be better a cup size up so i will order it online but if that first bra was on the right fucking hanger i'd have saved myself an hour and mental breakdown

bra arrived and i cant get it done up what the fuck is going on

i was worried i wouldn't like olivia's new album but half way through and it's sooooo good

although it has made me even more annoyed about her ticket prices. would love to see these songs live but im not paying £300 for the privilege

Howling at last nights love islands when all the boys were angry and lorenzo clearly just had no idea what was going on

I think the boys were initially right about some of the double standards but the whole thing got out of hand…. As the game said it’s not that deep!

And if I have to hear the girls say ‘stand on business’ one more time

Howling at last nights love islands when all the boys were angry and lorenzo clearly just had no idea what was going on

I think the boys were initially right about some of the double standards but the whole thing got out of hand…. As the game said it’s not that deep!