snrrk mimimimi

it immediately sets off a mass panic:

“dont tell bruce about the explosives”

“if you tell Bruce I drove the batmobile into the harbor I’ll get you”

“Et tu, Brute? After you just introduced me to the Parable of the Sower?”

“NOOOO don’t tell B I threw that egg at him last night!!!!!??? The fuck???”

“Duke I know you are not going to tell B that I sabotaged his date with Khoa”

The group text balloons to over 100 texts within an hour. It’s carnage.

Later, having been distracted by Condiment King spraying mustard all over city hall, Duke responds:

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good at cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.