another thing about holden caulfield is that you guys seriously cannot believe he’s actually 6 feet fucking tall. his ass is LYING literally every time he talks to someone they’re like “hello little teenage boy what are you doing out in the cold even!”. Exaggerating your height is the most 17 year old boy thing a 17 year old boy could ever do and if Holden is anything he is a 17 year old boy.

the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health

What if the lesbians lived happily ever after and nobody had to die or become a cop

the podcast If Books Could Kill has a really great episode on the original book and its legacy! just a bunch of misogynist evangelical bullshit really

#love languages#really reblogging for that last comment though#“all models are wrong but some are useful”#the concept is sound but the specifics are uhhhh not (via @mad-madam-m)

kinda funny because the only reason i knew about love languages was because i was introduced to it by my christian fellowship in college. pretty sure they were a cult anyway, and one of these days they’re gonna get exposed and i can’t wait until that happens.

i genuinely really hope you’re happy with who you’re becoming– a little more so every day. i hope you really like yourself.

Ottoman Empire, 18th century