herp de derp. That is all

…cannot stop thinking abt the power dynamic in this gifset, send help

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

bought a hoodie that amusingly has the coordinates for tokyo on it so when aliens abduct me they’ll think it’s like when a dog has an address on its collar and drop me off in tokyo when they’re done fucking me

easily a post you've made

september…….honey……..angel……….please be kind

if you not black and you reblog this you 100% going to hell

Exactly

bitch i just got overpaid this shit really work

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

me online vs me irl

what

I swear this is the best shit ever

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

have you guys considered hobbies

all i ever think about is tabletop roleplaying games and getting rawed

have you considered skincare

when lara jean was like how she is fine with love if it is in books movies or in her own head but irl she is scared of relationships and commitment lmaooo if that isn’t the biggest mood of my life

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

i want to personally give everyone who reblogged this a high five