get in losers

           Hold still, Jim, else your nose’ll end up halfway off!

"Don't take it off! —But when you set it, can you move it a little to the right? It's still crooked from last time."

"There’s more to the job than a comfy chair."

"Well sure. It's a lot of responsibility. And the comfy chair makes that all worthwhile."

"Think one of the small parts might’ve broken off, Captain."

"Keep an eye on it. We'll stop as soon as we can."

[ You are so witty, Leonard McCoy. ]

"How poetic."

               Your nose is broken. This is gonna hurt.

"...How much more is it gonna hurt?"

Teething is for children??

          "yeah, I’ve been calling him whenever               I can but…it’s hard. & he doesn’t want               me to see him so sick.”

"Is there anything I  can do? You name it, Janice, I'll do my best."

it’s a metaphor 

"OK." He pouted, getting up and dropping into his own seat. "Is a nice chair, Captain."

"Sure is. That's half the appeal of being Captain. No one'd do it otherwise."

"Sorry, Captain. Just wanted to try it out.”

"It does kind of suit you. Maybe you should try for one of your own; I bet you'd make a great captain."

bones needs a stress ball or something

"But Captain, you have to admit that I look good in it."

"...yeah alright. you look adorable. but c'mon— out."

"No one important. Just fix it up Bones, it hurts."