The Captain's Cookie

Hi, I’m Lisa, 25 years old. Welcome to the trash fire I call my blog. ☺️💕

A few things you have to know before we start:

Since we apparently can't put it in our bios anymore without getting flagged: This blog contains +18 and NSFW content. If you’re a minor or uncomfortable that, don’t follow. Minors and haters will be blocked on sight.

Porn bots will be blocked.

Empty blogs will be blocked, too.

You are responsible for your own reading experience. I there warnings on each and every story, mine or the authors’ I reblog stories from, please read them.

No anon hate accepted. You’ll be either blocked or made fun of.

Writers live off validation. Fanfic is free on the receiving end, but not on the producing end. A friendly word here and there helps keeping the motivation up.

A little something about RPF and why it's okay

How to: tumblr - a crash course

Alright, now that that’s out the way, let’s move on to the fun stuff, shall we?

✨The Masterlist✨

✨Headcanon Masterlist✨

✨Smut bomb Masterlist✨

✨Milestone Fics✨

✨Moodboard Masterlist✨

✨Other Masterlist✨

✨Taglist of Thirsty Hoes✨

Shoot me a message if you want to be added (or removed) to my general taglist💕

✨Reaction Gifs✨

✨Anon hate reaction memes✨

✨Mikey RP blog✨

✨Current Featured Story✨