Lux's Blog

Absorbing all of the period cramps of all of my followers. You're welcome, females. You're welcome, theys. You're welcome, brotherhood. Menstrating for ALL OF YOU.

I have synced with the croaker. I am one step closer on my journey of True Ascension, from mere man to a superior muppet existence. Praise be.

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

It's crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I'm stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

If this isn't something that would actually happen I don't know what it is

the problem with tumblr is that this is a nerd website so not enough of us know the epic highs and lows of high school football

it’s cause we’re all weird. we’re weirdos. we don’t fit in, and we don’t want to fit in. have you ever seen someone from tumblr without a stupid hat on? that’s weird

Grabbing one early this year so I’m prepared.

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree