A Rush of Blood to the Head

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

“stabbing crying killing hot” has a fantastic ring to it

This reads like Captain Picard having trouble at the replicator.

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

and i do sincerely truly believe that in some horrible fucked up world out there augustus/ovid evil yaoi could flourish

reblog to fold and put away your mutuals giant pile of laundry

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Hey guys, June 5th is coming up, and you know what that means: the anniversary of Ronald Reagan’s death! So don’t forget to set aside some time with your toilet to spiritually piss on his grave

Happy deathiversery to Ronald Reagan! Fuck you and everything you stood for!