DeVil

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& it’s technically not a holiday but everyone’s on vacation and you can’t get anything done

happy liminal spacemas

is there anything better than kissing a cat’s soft belly

kissing a sleeping cats soft little forehead and hearing them go brrrrrb?

god you’re so right

The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.

napping together is my kind of date

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they just killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all

hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there 

I want someone to cuddle with and I want someone to hug. I wish there was someone there to pet my hair and kiss me on the cheek.

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

may i ask why

no

i don’t have “trust issues”. i got “i’ve seen this type of shit before so i be damned if i go through it all over again” type of issues