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@captainmercer
divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.
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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday
Don't ask me to explain, I thought of a pun and I drew it
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty
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THE ORVILLE 1.02 - Command Performance
THE ORVILLE 1.03 - About a Girl
“I wanna see what happens”
krill: don’t go to this part of space there are literal demons there
ed: aaah we’ll be fine 💙
ed:
demon:
ed: i misspoke
“Just speak from your heart. That’s all the crew wants.”
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Is the implication here that:
a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity
b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity
c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit
Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question?
Love that Ed ends that speech with “May the force be with you.”
“What has happened is that they’ve killed thousands of people!”
captainmercer:
"Thanks, my... favorite flavor. Felt." He took the cake. "You synthesized this for Kermit?"
“It is Kermit's birthday, is it not?” Paris seemed suddenly uncertain for a moment. “Lieutenant Malloy reassures me that this is the correct Terran custom among your people on their birthdays.” A slight tilt of the head. “It... would logically apply to all Terran lifeforms, yes? Unless they choose to celebrate in a different manner of course.” Paris' emerald eyes flickered between Ed, the cake and Ed's miniaturisation of Kermit the frog, resting against his desk. Paris had attempted to fit a large amount of felt candles on the cake, but it was far too small to properly synthesise, and so he had chosen as many as would fit without causing disarray upon the equally small surface. He hoped the captain would find this choice satisfactory.
"No, it is. It's right, and... It is his birthday." Ed looked at Paris softly, eyes alight with amusement. "It's perfect, he'll love it," he assured. It looked... Really good, actually. Surprisingly realistic but obviously felt. More from the feeling than from the look. He even included felt candles. He was very thorough. "I just... Wasn't expecting this. Thank you," he said, and he put the cake on his desk in front of Kermit. "I'll be running the muppets simulation later. If you want to come, you're welcome to."
*hands Ed a mini felt birthday cake*
"Thanks, my... favorite flavor. Felt." He took the cake. "You synthesized this for Kermit?"
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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday
[ID: a screenshot from Google about Kermit the Frog. The text at the top of the image says "Kermit the Frog / Date of birth". Below that on the left hand side says "May 9, 1955", and on the right is a photo of Kermit himself. The text below reads "And he's green. Yes, Kermit the frog was born - or maybe 'created' is the right word - on May 9, 1955."
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[plain text: Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday.]
Krill Commander, this is Captain Ed Mercer. Break off your attack, and we can talk.
