Captain Herbivore

I thought doctors didn’t kill people

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

I fucking guess

Aug 24th, 2018: she turned 100! Congrats!!

That statue is amazing!

Calvin’s dad is a radical anti capitalist.

Calvin’s dad is secretly Theodor W. Adorno

i love every single one

winter looks: wearing a blanket over your shoulders like an aging king and looking over your kingdom with weary malaise

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

Where do y'all live and only find bad men?

Planet Earth

buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it

See. It’s not fucking hard. You are not your ancestors. You don’t have to try to justify their horrible and disgusting actions to make yourself feel better. You can condemn them. This is a thing you’re allowed to do.

^^^^^^