Good Vibe Life

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

Mental illness is stored in the balls

​mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell

Mental Illness ™ is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Each response was another punch to my lungs as I attempt to hold in my laughter

Omfg I love !!!!!!

that was beautiful

That is a celestial being with hopes and dreams and places to be and you know it

fucking creepy is what it is

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

danger shiba inu

@dissatisfied-degenerate

stop telling me im lactose intolerant. i know im lactose intolerant. if im eating something with lactose in it, its not because i forgot, its because i crave death, and also babybell cheeses

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.