:-P

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

I just want to get dicked down again =/

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

every girl born on 5 aug 1997 whose name is anete be like: work 4 days in a row then have 1 break day then 4 another for work eat chip and dip listen to beach house watch an anime have a Netflix subscription but don’t use it oil your hair dye it pink and then hate it because it didn’t come out like you thought it would and wear a scarf.