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It's a parody of Noir films but takes itself DEADLY seriously.

There's cartoon racism. Like. Literally. Racism towards cartoons.

There's a baby that's actually a 50 year old man.

The inciting incident is that a detectibe reveals to a cartoon that his wife cheated on him wITH THE PRESIDENT OR CEO OF THEIR HOMELAND--

THEN LATER WHEN SAID CEO OR PRESIDENT IS FOUND FUCKING M U R D E R E D, THEY BELIEVE THE RABBIT DID IT IN AN ACT OG JEALOUS RAGE--

Jessica Rabbit our diva our queen and our icon.

The main character's brother was killed BECAUSE A CARTOON DROPPED A FUCKING PIANO ON HIS HEAD FROM 50 STORIES--

There's a sublot revolving around the detective and his ex-girlfriend getting back together because the detective is making progress on his mental health and drinking, all thanks to the cartoon that was framed for MURDER--

The Judge™️

It's the only film in history where Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse are on screen together at the same time.

Daffy Duck and Donald Duck have a piano duet.

There's a taxi that is alive.

There is a CHEMICAL that has been discovered is THE ONLY THING that can kill a cartoon, and The Judge ™️ uses that to try and MURDER ALL THE CARTOONS. SO THAT HE CAN BUILD A F R E E W A Y

YES THE VILLAIN'S MAIN MOTIVATION IS THAT HE WANTS TO GENOCIDE THE CARTOONS AND MAKE A FREEWAY IN THEIR PLACE.

THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT THE JUDGE IS SECRETELY A CARTOON HIMSELF AND HE'S THE ONE WHO KILLED THE DETECTIVE'S BROTHER ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.

It's implied that goofy was once accused of being a spy

It's special effects and the way they incorporated both live-action and animation is still TO THIS DAY one of the BEST attempts at doing so.

(a post by @/byroncclark.bsky.social):

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort

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(a post by Gary K. Wolf, said creator):

I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica.

More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self-confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican "attitude". There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica.

I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.

I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.

They released an album too! I don't think this song is on it but the rest of their stuff is SO GOOD !!

If you start ballet at 16, you are too old to ever expect to be able to do it seriously. If you start at 12 you’re too old. If you want to do ballet as a serious thing, as a career, you need to start at like eight years old or even younger, because your bones and joints need to be trained while they’re still flexible in order for you to be able to perform many of the required motions and stances of ballet. In particular, you need to be able to perform turnout of the hips, but all of your joints in your legs and feet will be affected, and this irreversibly changes your body.

And yet! Nobody talks about this as a negative thing! Little girls say they want to be ballet dancers, and if their parents have enough money, that’s what they get to be! Does it cause problems in later life? Yeah, sometimes! Often, even! But nobody talks about that because it’s a thing for cis people to do and so naturally it’s all fine!

By the time I was done dancing at age 18, I had been through physical therapy for 3 separate issues caused by ballet. The worst one was because of how my hips and muscles developed and it cause discomfort in my knees so bad that I couldn’t walk very far without pain, much less climb stairs. One time at a pt session, a neighboring patient, who was elderly, said I was “too young to be here”. I was in middle school so I rolled my eyes. It was/is funny to me.

I am 23 now, and I still get stiff in some places, and I’m sure it is related to dancing as a kid. I snap, crackle, and pop like Rice Krispies.

I have no regrets because ballet and was a big part of my life. I just know that it will have long term effects on my body and there is nothing I can do to change it.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.