Steve Rogers

The serum amplifies everything that is inside, so good becomes great; bad becomes worse. This is why you were chosen. Because a strong man who has known power all his life may lose respect for that power, but a weak man knows the value of strength, and knows compassion. Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

"I'm so happy! Are you happy? We're happy, right?"

"This is the best day of my life!"

"They are happy tears, I promise."

"Oh my god. Wait. Are you serious?"

"You're pregnant?!"

"No way. Absolutely no way!"

"Since when were you planning to tell me this?!"

"I knew something was up!"

"We're having a baby?"

"You mean... I'm going to be a dad?"

"I'm going to be an aunt! Called it."

"Oh wow... wow. I don't even know what to say."

"Please tell me you're joking."

"Well... there goes our sleep schedule."

"I already love them so much."

"You're making a tiny human?"

"This is either the best timing ever or the worst."

"I've never been more terrified in my life."

"You seriously kept this secret from me for how long?"

"Our parents are going to freak out."

"I can't wait to meet them."

"A tiny version of you? That's dangerous."

"We made a whole person. That's absurd."

"Do we even know how babies work?"

"So... we're adults now?"

"Guess we're buying a minivan."

"We're really doing this."

"Okay. Deep breath. We can handle this."

"We are absolutely not ready."

"We'll figure it out."

"I can't believe there's a little heartbeat in there."

"I already have dad jokes prepared."

"You know this kid is going to be spoiled rotten."

"I'm never financially recovering from this."

"We should probably start acting responsible."

"I love both of you already."

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It wasn't even the fact that he woke up in the future, all his friends except Dum Dum and Peggy were dead, and he was still mourning Bucky, who, for everyone else, had died decades ago, but the very fact of society's expectations for him.

Steve was awakened from the ice, and people expected the great Captain America, whose myth had grown over the years, the experience and wisdom of a hundred-year-old man…

And Steve was a goddamn 26 years old.

steve rogers + "oh shit." bonus:

This week’s Jewish character of the week is: Steve Rogers

#that challenging moment when you’re trying to follow your friend’s badly structured story about a stone that is actually an aether, his ex-girlfriend and the time that aether was suddenly inside his ex-girlfriend 

Steve Rogers + smirk | Avengers: Endgame  (2019)

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