whump is fun because you see a character and are like “i love you so much that i want to see you sobbing and covered in blood. i need you dying in a hospital bed. i need you cold, wet, and miserable. i love you and want you to suffer unimaginable horrors. then you can have a kiss on the head as a treat”

@captain-rickbond Caphrey 😌

I love the times Geralt will be on the job examining the body of some guy who's had his kidneys ripped out and stuffed in his eye sockets or something and he'll be there in his very serious gravelly Batman voice saying "Hmm, I can tell from the slight discoloration of the maggots in his chest wounds that we're definitely not dealing with a Hergebollock or a Spigglybiggerwiff. Maybe a kind of Poppawoppa?"