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Iconic Hockey Tweets 2: Electric Boogaloo

Just some more references for you guys. Everybody who handles cash should know this. I’m going to be putting them up in our back room for reference.

MCU YOU ARE NOTHING

(captain marvel 2019)

3. Put things back where you got them from.  If you’re looking at merch and decide you don’t want something you’ve picked up, walk your happy ass back to where you got it from.  4. Clean up after yourself.  If you spill something, clean that shit up. If your kid pukes all over the chairs, FUCKING ASK FOR A GODDAMNED ROLL OF PAPER TOWELS AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP. We didn’t choose to birth that hellspawn, we’re not cleaning up it’s bilious secretions.  5. Stop trying to game the system. You’re a goddamned adult. Pay for the drink you want and stop thinking that ordering it in a clever way will save you 30 cents. Just don’t do it, you galactic fucktrumpet.  6. Don’t hit on the barista. You’re creepy and your tired, flabby assed joke about “tall blondes” was never funny.  

MARCH 2020 MOOD

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bruins and headlines

“The President of the United States”

i think we all know who ghostwrote this

“The President of the United States”

forgive me

We love you, Carrie.