Welcome
This bar is preferably 16+ 😊 I tend to swear like a sailor and talk casually about topics like sex n drugs n rock n roll and that kinda stuff.
This bar plays music! Hit shuffle for variety because a lot of the songs are in order of band. You may send in requests if they are classic/dad rock oriented because that is the bar’s general vibe~
Yohoho, shiver me- ok, listen I don’t get paid enough for this—
It smells like grease and beer and sweat here, but it has its charms. My lovely ex-wife Syd helps me run the place ( @surrealie ), and my teenager who visits me on weekends ( @artemisthepoet ) Artemis also hangs around the joint. My profile picture bears the image of my IRL son of the sea, Colonel Mustard. But don’t go harassing ‘em or you’re going to hear it from me, and I have a genuine pirate pistol to back it up.
Me? I’m just a pirate comedian at this place. Nobody even runs it, we just all go here. I live upstairs, where I plan my next comedic blunder plunder and think on all the mistakes I’ve made! It’s alright, because there’s no one I’d rather be, than a pirate captain at sea 🫡 I’ll get there one day…
Anyways, try our famous cold fries and rum, a pirate’s favorite meal! Set sail on the Seven C’s, all of them standing for Comedy! I’m running out of things to say! 🍅 🍅
Here’s a list of Shipmates who get to eat free on Thursdays <-posted from my main bc I love you guys <33
Cheers mateys 🍻 🏴☠️
PS I will get the restaurant playlist going ASAP ok trust me 🙏
extra stuff below
